Lilac-sunx - Of Greens And Eden

Good Omens Audiobook with David and Michael is coming to UK 14.1.2022 :) 

Geralt is such a MOOD sometimes.

I love how Geralt has this ghostly pale hair and yellow eyes and never talks and dresses like he fell into a medieval hot topic and you figure that’s just bc he’s a witcher, but then you met the rest of the witchers who are literally just dudes and you’re like oh. oh, so Geralt’s just Like That

This is the german way of raising your children. They had these books about in every dentist waiting room. YES you read this right. Every DENTIST had these old childtale books while you were waiting to get your teeth worked on you read stories about Edward sissorhands cutting other children and Soup-Kasper starvign cause he did not want to eat his soup. This is not a joke. I read them and I thought they were strange but also found them legit funny. No german grandma anywhere will let you starve if you don’t eat your soup. ^^ Oh and there was also the Emperors Clothes (or no clothes) and Puss in Boots. They wee less scary but all included men loosing their clothes and running around in their underpants or buttcheeked. Oh and bandits getting killed or serverely hurt was a thing as well. LOL

God I love German children’s literature

Full disclosure I saw this as a tweet yesterday as a Steve and Tony prompt but I can’t seem to find it now!  It’s not my joke, I’m not that funny.  Now someone find that gif of Steve hurling himself out of the elevator :P