I Truly Don't Think I'll Ever Have Enough Hot Hopper Content, It's Just Not Enough I NEED More To Sleep

i truly don't think i'll ever have enough hot hopper content, it's just not enough i NEED more to sleep good at night.

david harbour is gonna be out here giving people santa kinks for christmas

IT IS HERE. MY GREATEST CREATION. I'm so proud of this y'all

imagine going to a sex shop with eddie

he thinks you’re so innocent and you don’t really know too much about toys or gear so you let him parade you around the store, pointing and picking new faves. he gets so,e new fluffy handcuffs just for you, a couple new blindfolds and maybe a silly little lingerie piece he wa gusto rip off of you

but then you just stop him as you shake your head, patting his shoulder and going, “let me show you what i like now, eds”

so you take him over to where the dildo’s are, the vibrators and the buttplugs. you show him a lush that he can control and you swore you saw him curse under his breath as he watched you tell him how to turn it on

“can control it from anywhere, baby” your voice is soft, the red on eddie’s face is apparent he’s new to this kind of stuff but god, he would be lying if he said he wasn’t hard as a fucking rock watchin you talk about toys and wha you want him to do with them to you

his eyes travel over to a small little ring. picking it up, he reads it’s a vibrating cock ring, meant to keep orgasms at bay for a lot longer for men. he shows it to you and you get a smile, cocking your head. he comes over to you, pulling you by the waist so your front is pressed against his — feeling how hard he is through his jeans

“maybe we can get this, sweetheart. let me fuck you all night long, slow and soft or hard and fast? your pick”