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I was reading a book about composers, and at the end of each chapter I wrote a one sentence summary of each composer. these are the sentences.

ludwig van beethoven: angry dude who had no care for social norms

franz schubert: short poet with very supportive friends

hector berlioz: early romantic who could barely play an instrument, created the modern orchestra, was overly-jealous and borderline-insane, and dissected stuff

robert schumann: emo piano critic

frederic chopin: the paganini of piano who got turned on by female voices apparently

franz liszt: ego ego ego ego and warts

felix mendelssohn: jewish german dude–fun combo

richard wagner: God according to himself and hitler

johannes brahms: testy guy who wrote “beethoven’s 10th” (CLARAAA!!!!)

hugo wolf: sort of a failure who went insane. sadness

richard strauss: he liked money and was obedient to his wife 

peter tchaikovsky: sad homosexual russian man

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Music & Band asks!🎶

// music related asks for the local band nerd in your life //

Andante: if you could take a walk anywhere in the world where would you go

Stadium lights: practice in 105° heat or 40° cold

Vivace: something you’re excited about right now

À deux: someone you’d duet with anyday

Allegro: introvert or extrovert?

Focoso: do you dip your fries into ketchup or spread it on top?

Dci: favorite drum corp concept/show this year

Drumsticks: favorite battery drum

Mallets: favorite keyboard instrument

Aria: ever been in love? Describe the feeling

Chords: name some people you’re close to

Un peu: describe some little or mundane actions/behaviors that you appreciate

Pulse: describe your aesthetic

Hammer drop: what’s a key that you like/ embody

Cantabile: a song that you could blast in your car 24/7

March: indoor or field season?

Motif: worst illness or injury you’ve ever had

Indoor: do you chew ice?

Trill: a quote that means a lot to you

Warm up jackets: what colors do you wear most often?

Medley: a movie you never get tired of

Cuivré: early bird or night owl?

Coda: 3 things you want to do before you die

Hornline: name qualities you find appealing in other people

Timbre: high/mid or low timbre?

Volante:

Shako hair: if you could dye your hair, what color would it be?

Baroque: favorite time period and why

Band bus: describe a favorite evening with your band

Vamp: a word or phrase you repeat often

Drillmasters: a clothing item you wear often

Altissimo: something you’re afraid of

Sempre: do you want a tattoo? If so, of what?

Con fuoco: describe 4 ways someone could get closer to you

Band camp: describe a summer memory you won’t forget

Bowstring: favorite string instrument

Lilt: a weird and random fact about you

Lucas oil stadium: dream travel destination?

Tutti: favorite mundane/ every day sounds

Water jug: beverage you drink often

Melody: 3 shows you’ve watched recently on netflix/ hulu

Football games: favorite pep song

Swinng: what time do you usually wake up in the morning?

Festival: favorite concert piece you’ve played

Soli: name a place you’d want to go with your friends

Jazz: go-to jazz/classical piece or album

Pencils: title of your autobiography

Performance: be apart of the audience or be a performer?

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