This Is Jigsaw And He Thinks He's A Lap Dog...that's My Blanket Which He Has Claimed As His Favorite

this is Jigsaw and he thinks he's a lap dog...that's my blanket which he has claimed as his favorite in the whole world

big dog owners are like this is my dog Stink he weighs 110 pounds and if you don’t let him sit in your lap he will cry and kill himself forever

help I'm cleaning voluntarily out of pure anxiety

Muahahaha

If Earth just does whatever and we gotta go we are SO SCREWED

(Not my poll ;P)

IM GOING TO SEE HAMILTON

IM GOING TO SEE HAMILTON LIVE ON FRIDAY OMG I CANT WAIT ITS ONLY MONDAY AND I ALMOST BLOW UP JUST THINKING ABOUT IT

Rules for staying overnight at school...

So you want to stay overnight at school? Maybe it was a dare, or it's for a tiktok or youtube video, or maybe you heard the legends and need to know. Beware, there are some rules

Whatever you do, don't go into the main office. The principal will be waiting for you.

Don't hide in the 3rd stall of the bathroom. It will find you. If you hide in this stall, please refer to rule 10

The cafeteria is dark. The principal likes the dark.

You are free to ram the halls, but whatever you do, don't look up. The custodian doesn't like it when you see her.

You can go into the classrooms l, but don't expect to see anyone but lifelike mannequins.

The mannequins will not harm you if you sit in your assigned seat. If you walk into a class that isn't on your schedule, the eyes will follow, creating a sense of dread.

If you don't go to the school you are in, it will find you.

It is tall. It is fast. It is sneaky. You cannot hide from it.

When you enter, you may not leave until school opens again. Good luck.

Momento mori.