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Look at this guy. He wouldn’t know APA format if it hit him with a truck
citationless behavior
I wanna eat strawberries and kiss girls
Watching dungeon meshi is so much fun omg. The main villain is tween elf jester. Get him out of there and put him in a Minecraft lobby he’ll be just as dangerous
APPARENTLY I’ve been demoted from Hester to clown because “juggling is not the only requirement.” Jokes on the king, I’m gonna hit him with my clown car
Alas, taxes are so high even the fruits are depressed
Alas, taxes are so high even the fruits are depressed
Thou art gay
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he hat too big
Alas, sims 4 is vexing me greatly. Such cruelty is yet unseen
The king has erected a gold statue in the courtyard…
>:•)
Guess who’s in the stocks for eating gold coins again? I’m going to bite whoever ratted me out
Guess who’s in the stocks for eating gold coins again? I’m going to bite whoever ratted me out
*jingles over*
Sire, the Queen says you look like shit took today, but don’t worry. She told me to give you something
*kicks you in the balls and jingles away*
The bishop has brought out the steal chair
M’lord, are you certain getting all the men of science together was a good idea? I mean— very well. I shall gather them in the throne room.
Sire, the men of science are debating something called ‘evolution.’ The men of god are getting involved… yes, you’re right. It’ll probably be fine
M’lord, are you certain getting all the men of science together was a good idea? I mean— very well. I shall gather them in the throne room.
M’lord, are you certain getting all the men of science together was a good idea? I mean— very well. I shall gather them in the throne room.
In older Russian folktales, all the heroes are named Ivan, but each Ivan is distinct from the others in some way. In many English and Celtic tales, however, the hero is named Jack. There is only one Jack. I really hope all the Ivans gang up and jump him, the nasty cabbage-stealing fucket
Hail, my lord! My companion and I spied you from ‘cross the tavern. We’ve found the air about you most vile, and so I fear we must do away with you
*looking at the ideal knight in shining armor*
Bro will NOT be be able to save Vasilisa of the Golden Tress. He’ll get drunk and fall asleep on the shore of the lake of fire, for sure. It’ll be that oddly buff 14 year old who’ll defeat the Seven-Headed Serpent, dude. You’ll see
Untrue! They also frighten the wenches
any knight born after 1200 can’t achieve the holy grail, all they know is feasting, charge their horse, kill, have affair, go mad in the forest & cry
Why do people stop at just biting gold coins? Eat them. They’re crunchy. It’s a soft edible metal. Nothing to stop you but the people you stole the gold from. But they won’t find the gold to incriminate you. Why? Cause you ate it. No evidence left. It’s all eaten.
Imagine if there was a beautiful princess like the kind that you find in stories, who was so lovely that neither art nor word could properly relate it. And then imagine if the first time she ever left the safety of her castle keep a strong wind carried her took and was supposed to carry her to the castle of some dragon or warlock or whatever, and she fell into one of those rivers of fire that heroes cross to save princesses like her, and she died. Would the sorcerer/dragon be obligated to pay her father a penance fee, or would the father send out a hero for revenge?
He might just sit and do nothing like golden wart on a log
He just a puppy
My dog is too pretty. Look at him.