Death Will Not Do Us Part You Stupid Cunt

death will not do us part you stupid cunt

you know the httyd x rotg crossovers where jack goes back in time to the httyd timeline? every fic where he meets the light fury he gives her names like 'Light' or 'Aurora' but no

this dork, this absolutely dumbass, would call her 'Moon Moon'

I will accept nothing else: I think, nay, I know, that he would absolutely name the light fury 'Moon Moon' and I will die on that hill

hey hi you didn't have to completely SLAUGHTER me with this wtf

WHAT WHICH BOY YOU SIMP FOR IN BNHA SAYS ABOUT YOU

—i.midoriya, k.bakugou, s.todoroki, d.kaminari, e.kirishima, dabi, s.aizawa

disclaimer: this is a generalisation and just a bit of fun. of course not all the descriptions will fit everyone so please take these with a grain of salt. if you are on the sensitive side, just sit this post out bcs i don’t want to offend anyone :( this also does not include EVERYONE in bnha so if you guys really enjoy this one, i will consider doing more!! enjoyyyy. slight nsfw disclaimer.

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spin the bottle but its a bunch of immortals/immortal adjacents in a circle and if the bottle lands on them the spinner gets to stab them

"Welcome to the Todoroki Shouto Meeting, where we are all Todoroki Shouto's and we are all having a meeting," a Shouto wearing pajamas said. "My name is Book Shouto and class is in session. Sit down."

Everyone else in the room is quiet until a small boy raises his hand in question. Book Shouto sighed. "Yes, Soul Animal Shouto?"

The boy took his hand down to continue petting the green rabbit with wings in his lap. "If this is a meeting, why did you say 'class was in session'?" He asked, scratching behind the bunny's small antlers, much to the creatures pleasure.

A different Todoroki wearing casual clothes perked up, answering for Book Shouto. "It's a figure of speech," he said, a jug of orange and mango juice in hand. "Hitoshi and Izuku have been teaching me about more of the obscure ones. Mainly Izuku, Hitoshi just tells me the wrong meanings or phrasing to mess with me."

The Shouto wearing the UA's PE uniform cringed. "Can we not talk about Midoriya?" He muttered, pressing the palms of his hands into his eye sockets. "I would rather not think about the fact I just made out with All Might's secret love child right before the tournament rounds." Sport's Festival Shouto whimpered. "If it wasn't for that fucking skirt-"

An older Shouto wearing what seemed to be Grecian armor turned towards Sport Festival Shouto, glaring darkly. "Yes." He hissed, "I would also rather not talk about the love of my life who just died-"

The last Shouto in the room, dressed in a middle school uniform looked completely lost. "Who the fuck is Midoriya..?" He whispered, though apparently not quietly enough since almost every Todoroki in the room whipped their head towards him.

Soul Animal Shouto gasped. "That's a bad word!" He shouted, pointing at the teen. "Only Father and Touya-nii can say that word!"

Book Shouto ignored the toddler and looked at Middle School Shouto, aghast. "You don't know who Midoriya is?" He couldn't help but whimper out.

"Green hair and eyes? Covered in freckles? One of the literal love of our lives??" Juice Shouto asked desperately, seemingly trying to jog Middle School Shouto's memory

The middle schooler looked at him in bewilderment. "The guy from the pharmacy..?" He asked skeptically. "I met him once and sure he's cute, I don't really think he's 'love of my life' material-"

In the background, their resident toddler showed off his rabbit-deer-bird hybrid thing to both Sports Festival and Grecian Hero Shouto's.

"His name is Midori," the child said pointedly, "Touya-nii helped me find out what he was and he said that Midori was a 'Wul-per-tiner'"

Sport Festival Shouto squinted at the creature, "I think you mean 'Wolpertinger'," the teenager corrected, though he held up his hands in surrender when the toddler glared at him.

Grecian Hero Shouto held out his hands pointedly. "I would like to hold your pet." He said. "Please." Grecian Hero Shouto added on thoughtfully.

As the Soul Animal Shouto passed over the wolpertinger, Sports Festival Shouto watching on with interest, the trio decided to ignore the others screaming at each other in the background.

If your characters from different unrelated WIPs met each other, how would they react to one another ???

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK???????????