Last Year I Was Eating In A Fancy, Large Restaurant When I Began To Hear A Rumble And The Distant Sound

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking

who even are you. like what did you write

I have no idea. Let me see if anyone else in this ask place knows.