Jaskier: I Think I Understand How You're Witcher Feelings Are Working

Jaskier: I think I understand how you're witcher feelings are working

Geralt: Mh.

Jaskier (singing): Turn it off, like a light switch

Just go click

It's a cool little Witcher trick

We do it all the time

When you're feeling certain feels

That just don't feel right

Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light

Geralt:

YES

YEs

I really am tired of people #minimizing Gwen and her role and her and Arthur’s relationship. Like you can love merthur w/o disrespecting the one woc in the show?

reblog if it’s okay to become internet friends

I’ve always wanted internet friends but have never actually had the courage to ask. so this is me asking I guess. I hope this isn’t an inconvenience. if you’d like a good friend to love and support you, I’m here. even if you want to send memes back and forth that’s fine.

we can talk about a show, a movie, your favorite character. we can talk about your day, your favorite music. anything and everything.

HANG ON these are DRAWINGS?

Sharing two more semi-successful Merthur portrait practices in pencil and ink because there can never be enough of their faces on the internet. I guess messy people make messy drawings, but hopefully, I’ll learn to art more gracefully in the future 😂😂

If provoked Jaskier would 100% stab you, steal your horse and write a song about how your dick is small and here’s why:

So yes, everyone knows Jaskier is a sweet cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure

But

He’s also a completely insane fucking son of a bitch, like did y’all miss how the first thing he comes up with when he thinks he’s got a fucking djinn doing his bidding 

Is sending said djinn to outright kill a motherfucker???

Did y’all sleep through that? Valdo Marx ring a bell?

This bitch has the stones to go around fucking the wives of anyone, no matter how powerful or likely to hang him? Sing about abortion? Get punched in the family jewels by a witcher and keep following him? Make snide comments at Yennefer of fucking Vengerberg and y’all think he’s some kind of helpless puppy?

Jaskier has Feral Slav Energy in perfect balance and symbiosis with Flower Child Energy and I Respect That And So Should You Or Your Mom A Hoe

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