Did Someone Say Gentle Surgery?

Did someone say Gentle surgery?

-Spy and Medic are both theatre kids but on opposite sides of the spectrum

-they both love a good play/musicals

-Both are very dramatic and bitchy and they love complaining and gossiping

-Spy absolutely adores Medic confidence and intelligence

-Medic is intrigued by Spys whole mysterious persona

-Medic encourages spy to be more impulsive and have fun

-Spy simultaneously is scared and impressed by Medics antics (he loves the thrill of having a partner that is more dangerous than him)

-they both hate the feeling of vulnerability and they both hate things becoming out of their control

-also both fear attachment

-like becoming to close too to someone only for them to leave/ attachments are distracting/ make you weak (medic) or someone always gets hurt (spy)

-they also pretend that they don't care about the rest of the team but they do

-I hate being vulnerable but let's be vulnerable together relationship

-they find a comfort in having similar insecurities and it feels as though it's them Vs the world but it's ok they have each

-they also would make like the best power couple in contracts/ espionage missions: they'd especially be great at interrogation together

-If you watch Genghis Khan music video by Miike Snow that's them

YEAAAAAA GENTLE SURGERY HEADCANONS NEVER FAIL TO DELIVER THANK YE ANON

An old gentle surgery au bc I made lots of these over the two years I’ve been into tf2

A stranded, lost Spy, starving and pretty shaken stumbles upon a cottage in winter.

It's Medic’s cottage and Medic is surprised to find such a handsome man just in the wilderness. He convinces Spy to come inside, with the promise of a stew or soup, and makes sure he eats plenty of it.

Medic could want to harvest his organs— or just decides having a handsome man as permanent company is a great idea!! So, he tries to keep spy for as long as possible. (Bonus, it's a single person cottage so there's only one bed)

Medic lets out a laugh, “Zhere is only one bed, my apologies. I never expected guests to stumble onto my doorstep!"

Spy responds by chuckling. It is a soft sound. "That is fine. Is there anything warm I can wear?" He goes to remove his tattered shirt, which reveals his very nice, warm skin sprinkled in tasteful, curly chest hair.

Medic thinks it's a beautiful sight. He decides he'd love to see that more. He produces a nervous chuckle, “…Actually.. it is better we sleep shirtless. We can circulate more bodyheat zhat vay."

Spy cocks his brow in suspicion, ".. Really? That sounds ‘ard to believe.."

Medic fakes a pleasant smile, "Trust me, I am a doctor."

Medic then goes through a debate on whether or not to keep Spy alive or harvest his organs

Time passes and he looks out the window to find Spy out there singing with his doves.. And thinks; maybe it won't be too bad having him around

He starts falling for Spy and it makes him even more frustrated, but Spy is just so nice to have around!! He's witty and sarcastic, worries about Medic like a lover, and has so many secrets he likes to playfully keep hidden and share suddenly.. And he's got a nice face!!

The deciding factor on whether to commit to Spy or kill him is showing Spy the organs and harvesting he does in the basement..

"I vant to show you something."

Spy pauses mid bite, sparing a glance at Ludwig. He looks intrigued, a curious smirk on his face. "Oh? A surprise? For me?"

Medic chuckles, "Mm.. not exactly for you in a gift sense, but yes. A surprise for you."

Spy fakes a frown, "Ohhh docteur.. I thought you got me a gift.."

Medic laughs warmly, "Maybe, if zhis goes well!"

Medic leads Spy down the eerie basement steps, a parallel to his cozy cottage. It’s dark, cold, very.. clinical.. He’s quite pleasantly surprised by Spy’s indifference to the whole reveal. The sight of a makeshift hospital room, with blood and organs on shelves.. If anything, Spy appears to be impressed.

"What is the purpose of all this?" Spy asks, glancing quizzically at a heart in a jar.

Medic falters, “..You're.. not scared?"

Spy snorts, a sound Medic has grown to love. It makes him weak every time. "Of what? Your organ farm? Please, I ‘ave seen plenty of these. Though, your's is far cleaner and more organized-"

“Vhy, zhank you. But.. Vhat?.. How-.. You have seen this before?"

Spy looks at him, a smug smile on his face. “I am an assassin. At least, I was. I ‘ave seen all this in various forms and I ‘ave killed many. This means nothing to me in the fear sense."

“Zhen.. How did you..?"

Spy’s expression darkens, "My stay ‘ere was intercepted by my enemies. I ‘ad to abandon everything. I ‘onestly thought I would die in the woods.. Until.." He pinches Medic’s cheek affectionately, "A strong, ‘andsome angel nursed me back to ‘ealth~"

Medic just kinda stares at him before chuckling lightly. "Hmm.. I see. Very interesting, you vill need to tell me more about zhat a different time. For now zhough, I vish to show you mein medical achievements! Arguably, ones no other mortal man has achieved. Come come, in here-"

And it all goes from there!!

audhdh (autism + adhd for those of yall unfamiliar with the term) soldier. you agree. reblog

I do agree

oh my god i think your banner has my old shitty spymed sfm render in it 😭😭

I MIGHT HAVE THE ORIGINAL SOMEWHERE

WAIT REALLY??? 😭😭😭

where is my mind. where is my miiiind

OHH MY FUCKING GODD I LOVE MAGNIFICENT NINE

soooo what do y'all think about the new episode in the magnificent nine series?

imo it was fun. the lighting in some scenes was absolutely phenomenal, same with the camera movement

the pacing is kinda all over the place tho

didn't like the incorporation of russian sayings to paint a villain. "the eyes are afraid but the hands are still doing it" ok buddy we get it, another vladimir ushankin-st*lin-vodka medvedyevich, whose sole purpose in life is to be villainous and to communism

i'm kinda over the fence with this take tho. it's understandable to see soviets this way, especially from the perspective of a polish person, and it's not like i don't have my own biases??? so idk

also that scene where medic and spy's boss (i keep forgetting his nane lmao) points a gun at them and medic stands before spy to protect him?!!??!! holy shit they're so in love /hj

ALSO BLU MEDIC AND BLU ENGINEER WERE SUCH AN INTERESTING DUO. were, lol)0

anddd i'm still trying to figure out that zarathustra scene and what it's supposed to convey. gotta rewatch the episode ig