Im Not Lonely, Anymore

i’m not lonely, anymore

One piece crew’s bet when they see the newspaper coming

Imagine, every morning in the One Piece world, the sun is shinning above the sea, everyone is waking up and drinking coffee to start their pirate’s day. And then, you can see the cute little bird that is giving the newspaper, flying in direction of the pirate’s boat. Here are the bets that everyone is making about the new of the day. And sometimes it’s not very friendly…

Red hair pirates.

Shanks: I bet 1 million Berry that Luffy made another unforgivable mistake towards Marineford.

Benn: 1 Million that he punched a celestial dragon. Again.

Lucky Roo: 1 million that he accidently exploded an island.

Yasopp: 1 million that he has a new strange nakama. 1 more million if it’s a dead man, a talking bird or a dragon.

Shanks: Oh my god, I swear that I will stop piracy if he asked an admiral to join his crew.

 Heart Pirates.

Law: I bet 100 000 Berrys that Eustass ugly face will be on the first page. That would brighten my day.

Bepo (secretly to Jean Bart): 100 Berrys that the captain will cut the image and put it in his personal notebook.

Kid Pirates.

Eustass: If that stupid Trafalgar Law got his ass kicked I will give you all 1 million Berrys.

Killer: 1 000 Berrys that the captain will destroy the ship if he sees that Trafalgar’s bounty is higher than his.

Donquixote Pirates.

Doflamingo: I will give you all 1 million Berrys if the chief of the newspaper posted on the front page the nudes of Crocodile that I send him.

Trebol: How the hell did he… ?

 Whitebeard Pirates.

Thatch: I bet 100 Berrys that Oyaji will make a deviation of 3 weeks just to meet a new pirate crew that he saw in the newspaper and ask them to become a part of the crew.

Marco: Oh lord that would be so difficult to pass through the east waterway and there is a storm coming we should go by the west and…

Ace: 1 000 Berrys that Marco is having a headache before the end of the day.

 Strawhat Pirates.

Nami: I swear to god that if they posted in the newspaper that Luffy fall completely naked from the boat I will stop piracy and I’ll hide in hole for the rest of my life.

*walks into an antique store* i’d like to see your most evil items, please

Can I offer you a meme in this trying time—

Ace: So what’s your type?

Marco: Kind, dark hair, dumb, good sense of humor.

Ace: That sounds kinda like me. Too bad I’m not a girl.

Marco: Did I mention dumb?

Ace: Yeah.

Marco: Ok, just making sure.

You and I both, buddy

“I have given away my whole soul to someone who treats it as if it were a flower to put in his coat.”

— Oscar Wilde