(goes To A Chinese Restaurant In My Hometown) (suddenly Remembers Im Gay) Oh God The Fucking Clown...

(goes to a Chinese restaurant in my hometown) (suddenly remembers I’m gay) oh god the fucking clown...

actually getting pregnant? no. bad. awful. I do NOT want that!!

having them grunt in your ear how they're going to knock you the fuck up like the worthless breeding bitch you are while they pound you into the mattress before cumming deep inside of you? YES. YESYESYESYESYESYES. LITERALLY NOTHING BETTER. YESSSSS. THE BEST. YES PLEASE!!!

being sleepy but horny is such an odd mix of emotions bc like yes i’m about to knock out rn but also i would not complain at all if you pushed up my nightgown and started eating me out and then fingerfucked me while i’m tiredly whimpering.

thinking about being on top of someone and they're pounding up into me with their hands on my ass hard enough to bruise, their head tucked into my neck and constantly muttering "good boy" "your cunt feels so fucking good" "god, you're such a good boy" "fuck, you're so wet for me" "such a good boy..."

“i asked chatgpt-” ohhh ok so nothing you are about to say matters at all

Oh poor baby [sexual intent]