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Fic prompt:

Takes place several years before canon.

(Note: I’m imagining N and Uzi as both being around 12-13 years old here)

During a scrap run, Nori runs into N.

However instead of finding a murder drone ready to stab her with nanite acid, she finds nothing more than a lump of his torso and part of his head, having been ripped apart by J after a particularly bad hunt. What’s worse is that the remainder of his head is crying.

Nori gets to talking to him (mom instincts) and upon the realization that the Solver sent an actual fucking child to come and slaughter his own kind, she decides “fuck that shit”, and drags him back to the bunker to live in safety with the Workers.

Uzi needs a friend her age anyway.

within fifteen minutes i have found two different grown adult men who have dating app profiles that say their worst fear is:

werewolves.

one was funny. two is like... hang on, do we actually have a werewolf problem in this town?

YIPP-

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eveyr. time. you reblop this dron. e. a transhpobe. Dies;

casually gets smacked with pain from the monthly curse

anyways it's not excruciating, i can still function lol

heating pad my beloved

anyways uhhh yeah