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GOD HE’S SO FINE WHAT THE HELL I’M SOBBING AND CRYING AND JUMPING FOR JOY I JUST- LOOK AT HIM! LOOK AT MY BOY! HE’S SO PRETTY! (I also finished the Nikki suit but this is a Caprico appreciation post)

Why did I think that was the agent from Lilo & Stitch for a minute.

Headturner

Someone hug this man

It must be so nerve-wracking to be a servant to a recently-married 🐉.

Scenario 1

Entering the prince's chambers in the middle of the night to do their usual cleaning duties. They see him snoozing away with 🌸 snuggled on top of him; warm and cozy and sweet. The servant gives a tiny aww and do whatever they need to do, but when they look back at the couple they'd just shiver at the sight of him staring at them with zero emotions. Like, his eyes just following them wherever they moved. Instead of bidding a good night, they'd just repeatedly pray an "I'm sorry" before hurrying outside the room as noiselessly as they could.

Scenario 2

Helping a 🌸♀️ bathe because she's barely coherent from having been mated very... passionately. They pity the poor girl and mutter a "Not even her fingers were spared..." before casting intensive healing spells to at least help her be presentable for the day. There's no saving her dignity otherwise, because even her wrists are ravaged.

They think they did a great job, only to be met outside the bathroom by their very angry prince.

"Why does she look like that?"

"Like... Like what, sir?"

"CLEAN."

They're stunned. What does he mean by that? Is the princess not allowed to bathe?

"How dare you erase my marks?!" He would fume, "Revert them this instant!"

The servant would end up needing the princess' help to put an ounce of sense back into the princes' head.