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Why Loen Isn't In The Justiciars
Why Loen Isn't In The Justiciars
Original video - Cinderella Parody: The Slipper by JordyBuzz This is canon because I said so.
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Un-fucking-canny
Please tell me this is intentional HAHAHAHA
Letting this out into the wild.
I will be burying myself alive now thank you...but oh hey look it's my SN OC Novalyi I mentioned a while back.
This comp theme was unrealistically hard
A territorial 🐉 who really likes marking his beloved and is obnoxious about it. One day they get a bit kissy and he leaves a mark on their neck that 🌸 doesn't notice, but their friends do.
Friend: "... What is that. Did an entire colony of mosquitoes bite you?"
🌸: "What do you mean--"
🐉: "Oh dear, dear me. How callous of me. I should have thought better than to leave a love bite somewhere as visible as your neck. Now you have to live through a week adorned with my mark reminding others that you are mine. Forgive me."
🌸: "Oh my god! Remove it! Heal it or something if you're really sorry!"
🐉: "..."
🐉: "Students are not allowed to perform healing spells without supervision."
🌸: "For a damn hickey?!"
🐉: "A lot of things could go wrong if an inexperienced student performs medical magic on their own, which is why it's illegal."
🌸: "I doubt that applies to you."
🐉: "I am a law-abiding citizen."
🌸: "My ass!"