18+ minors dnf | valerie, she/her, 20 | lesbian witch (jinkx monsoon enthusiast)
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Lookingforthesteamer - These Pussies Have Been Through The Ringer - Tumblr Blog
we're so fucked lol
no offense but um…..off with your head
Agatha all along coven is just: gay swindler potion witch, hot topic employee cursed for 10000 years, angel of death ex gf, a member of the HOA, mystery teen, sad wet rat lesbian, and broadway legend Patti lupone
it's a poll to find out the ratio of what kind of users exist on tumblr pls reblog
TV TAG!! 🎥
Rules: without naming them, post 10 gifs of your favorite TV shows, then tag people. I was tagged by @yousayperfect-isaystreep 🖤
tagging (no pressure as usual): @rag3-n-lov3 @inky-da-dinky @fallenpedals @shaniac-xoxo @chappellist
on october 19th they’re gonna post a picture of themselves leaning into kiss, but their lips won’t quite touch, and the internet is gonna be divided over whether they were actually gonna kiss or they’re just messing with us. you will either be team kiss or team no kiss and you will defend your side with your life. it will cause carnage. friendships will be destroyed. families ripped apart. divorce rates will skyrocket. schrodinger’s hard launch is coming
Him: you better not be Patti LuPone breaking the sound barrier in her 1988 Tony awards performance of Anything Goes
My dumb ass:
chappell roan doesn't need to "get a pr manager" you bitches need to grow a spine and gain some critical thinking skills
rich of this website to be weird little freaks about poly people existing. do the three weed-smoking girlfriends mean nothing to you people?
reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from
"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.
jinkx monsoon in all stars 7.04
“i’m sure some girls would have a mental breakdown at this moment, but you know what, not this little blocked beauty” unhinged jinkx in all stars 7.07 ↳ for @tumble4rpdr
jinkx on the pit stop
people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?
JINKX MONSOON • all stars 7.01 i’m crowning runway
the sexless lesbians who say every horny thought makes them "no better than a man" might kill me for this but regarding chappell roan's ass in the tight chainmail and thigh-high plate armor forming a pseudo-garterbelt situation, it needs to be said: AWOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HUBBA HUBBA WOWEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i'm wasting my hottest years rotting in my room
