Reblog To Cast Level 5 Spell: Everyone Who Reads This Gets A Full Night Sleep

reblog to cast level 5 spell: everyone who reads this gets a full night sleep

as a fan of the books i was not expecting so many gods to just appear in this first season. like obvi Dionysus and Ares show up but now we also got Hephestus and in the next ep Hermes directly interacting with the trio. at first i was like why are they here the whole point is that the gods are supposed to be absent... but in a way that's exactly what their earlier appearance is showing.

Hephaestus has time to fucking wander around his rusty amusement park. Hermes has time to gamble and slowly deliver packages (why was he just fucking walking around like can't bro teleport or something??). Ares and Mr D do whatever they want wbk.

the point of showing them earlier is to show what they ARE doing INSTEAD of visiting their kids. like bro is out here moping around his lonely little amusement park while all the demigods at camp fucking hate their godly parent. they have all the time in the world but they just don't care.. they choose to do other shit instead of seeing their LITERAL CHILDREN. it's so painfully obvi to the viewer why Percy hates them all so quick, but the gods just don't realize.

no more "in my humble opinion", from now on it's "from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions".

excuse me sir . he asked for no pickles

oh your love is sunlight but it's sunlight

Jason and Piper = A lesbian and a gay man in a relationship for no reason