DAY 15

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

picketing terf conferences is OUT, releasing 6000 live crickets into the audience of a terf conference and watching chaos erupt as everyone scrambles to evacuate is IN

Little Wolf (Telemachus’s Birthday Edition)

Antinous (and suitors): 

Slice little wolf slice Birthday cake made by me Bite little wolf bite Let’s see if you taste the Spice little wolf spice Now a man, have the first Slice little wolf slice little wolf slice

Antinous:

You’ve made your biggest wish here Won’t be your last one too You’ll have run out of candles to blow when you and I are through

I’ll teach you this one lesson Your daddy never could Always open the card not present First, it’s always good so

Antinous (and suitors): 

Slice little wolf slice Birthday cake made by me Bite little wolf bite Let’s see if you taste the Spice little wolf spice Now a man, have the first Slice little wolf slice little wolf slice

Or 

Antinous (and Suitors): 

Pie little wolf pie Don’t you know it’s bright key lime little wolf lime All because you have to try little wolf try Pick your favorite cake or Pie little wolf pie little wolf pie

*Telemachus is stuck between picking cake or pie to eat for his birthday

Athena:

Need some help?

Telemachus:

What's going on here?

Athena: Is your plan to stand around cause I suggest you pick fast

Telemachus:

I don’t know how

Athena: Take them both, now!

*Telemachus takes a slice of both cake and pie 

Telemachus: 

Woah Why did I do that? Is it too much on one plate?

Athena:

No, on birthday’s you shouldn’t restrict

Telemachus:

Oh I’m gonna be so sick

Athena: 

Alright now, lets try this again

I’m all for having options Those not imposed by will I’ve had plenty enough of cake to understand this kind of skill Let’s teach this chef a lesson In front of all his kind This young wolf has a larger palette than all these men combined!

Slice little wolf slice! Show them that you’d love a Bite little wolf bite Compliment him on the Spice little wolf spice Don’t go yet without a Slice little wolf slice little wolf

Go have a slice

(Slice little wolf slice Birthday cake made by me)

Oh

(Bite little wolf bite Let’s see if you taste the)

Spice

(Spice little wolf spice Be a man and have a)

Go have a slice!

(Slice little wolf slice little wolf slice!)

Antinous:

Stay here and wait at this table I’ll see if your mother’s here If I’m right her own palette is tasteful She’ll cry happy tears

Telemachus:

Thank you Athena for making it to my birthday 

so…….i found this chart

My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.

lol.

Little Wolf (Telemachus’s Birthday Edition)

Antinous (and suitors): 

Slice little wolf slice Birthday cake made by me Bite little wolf bite Let’s see if you taste the Spice little wolf spice Now a man, have the first Slice little wolf slice little wolf slice

Antinous:

You’ve made your biggest wish here Won’t be your last one too You’ll have run out of candles to blow when you and I are through

I’ll teach you this one lesson Your daddy never could Always open the card not present First, it’s always good so

Antinous (and suitors): 

Slice little wolf slice Birthday cake made by me Bite little wolf bite Let’s see if you taste the Spice little wolf spice Now a man, have the first Slice little wolf slice little wolf slice

Or 

Antinous (and Suitors): 

Pie little wolf pie Don’t you know it’s bright key lime little wolf lime All because you have to try little wolf try Pick your favorite cake or Pie little wolf pie little wolf pie

*Telemachus is stuck between picking cake or pie to eat for his birthday

Athena:

Need some help?

Telemachus:

What's going on here?

Athena: Is your plan to stand around cause I suggest you pick fast

Telemachus:

I don’t know how

Athena: Take them both, now!

*Telemachus takes a slice of both cake and pie 

Telemachus: 

Woah Why did I do that? Is it too much on one plate?

Athena:

No, on birthday’s you shouldn’t restrict

Telemachus:

Oh I’m gonna be so sick

Athena: 

Alright now, lets try this again

I’m all for having options Those not imposed by will I’ve had plenty enough of cake to understand this kind of skill Let’s teach this chef a lesson In front of all his kind This young wolf has a larger palette than all these men combined!

Slice little wolf slice! Show them that you’d love a Bite little wolf bite Compliment him on the Spice little wolf spice Don’t go yet without a Slice little wolf slice little wolf

Go have a slice

(Slice little wolf slice Birthday cake made by me)

Oh

(Bite little wolf bite Let’s see if you taste the)

Spice

(Spice little wolf spice Be a man and have a)

Go have a slice!

(Slice little wolf slice little wolf slice!)

Antinous:

Stay here and wait at this table I’ll see if your mother’s here If I’m right her own palette is tasteful She’ll cry happy tears

Telemachus:

Thank you Athena for making it to my birthday