Trying Desperately To Make An Intro Post And I'm Forced To Face The Terrible Question: Who The FUCK Am

Trying desperately to make an intro post and I'm forced to face the terrible question: who the FUCK am I ?? What is it that I like again? If you hear raccoon noises don't worry it's just me digging through my own trash to piece together my identity

Aftg where everything is the same but Neil’s binder is one of those voice-unlock diaries for kids

reblog to tell your mutual you’re proud of them and it’ll all work out

To the sailor in love with poetry, from the siren

The wind was a fine lady, and the men I ate tasted like old wine and shipwrecks. The sailors and pirates alike may call me monster, but I call myself every other name.

Your lover, your dearest friend, your deepest desire. I am a blaring siren with a soft song.

Let me in. Let me in. Let me in.

*gollum voice* check your discorddddd

Uh okay I guess I will- GIRL DID YOU CHOMP EVERYTHING??? good job you're such a good siren

Lol me 🤝 crazy good timing apparently

Also Easter bunny seems like a solid career path I think we should pursue that , I make the eggs and you hide them ?

Singer and fashion designer were probably a canon event for all of us , wish we could stick with that bc I also have no idea what to do with my life, I'm taking it one day at a time hoping something drops out of the sky at this point ( but I really hope you figure out what you want to do ! Good luck bestie <3 )

I had several carriers in mind when I was little but one I remember pretty clearly was wanting to open a jewellery shop with my sister , which I would not hate if it actually happened tbh

Making up entire worlds sounds sick as fuck, love that for child you. Also I didn't have imaginary friends either so I would pretend to have one otherwise the other kids would think I was weird ( meanwhile I was the one secretly judging them really hard for hallucinating a whole ass person, like , who does that? )

Hello :))) , it's random question time :))

As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up? Also, did you have an imaginary friend?

( if you aren't really feeling this questions you can share whatever you want , the parasites are happy with any interaction )

🫠 Cant believe you ask me that on the day Im supposed to re-asssess my career (Perfect)

So uh......theres a written account that proofs that at the age of 5 I wanted...to...become an easier bunny-...? According to my mom I wanted to bring people presents and make them happy???

...in elementary school we had singer and fashion designer, also had a phase of wanting to follow my dad/granddads craft of wood turning....uHM

Then we had Writer fairly consistently since i was like...14?

And psychotherapist for a while during 11th grade or so

And now?????

I have no clue ~

:]

As for imaginary friend not rly I think, Id make up worlds and stuff but not kind of "one" friend to play with? Ig thats...what imaginary friend stuff is right? (Ig if I had done it Id know what the definition of one is)

Rb? :p