Oh You Think I'm Insane ?? You Think I'm Nuts?? You Think I'm A Nerd Who's Waaaay Too Obsessed With Random

Oh you think I'm insane ?? You think I'm nuts?? You think I'm a nerd who's waaaay too obsessed with random things?

WELL JOKES ON YOU BECAUSE IF I WAS INSANE BEFORE NOW THAT I'VE LISTENED TO THE WISDOM SAGA I'M DERANGED

Telemachus, to the suitors, while backed down to the corner: Gentlemen, gentlemen, let's be civil about this, let's make a deal: you surrender, and you don't die! How does that sound?

Antinous, cleaning his nails with the tip of the dagger: And how do you intend to kill us?

Telemachus: Oh, I can't kill you. But, my buddy can. Say 'hi', buddy!

Athena, with her eyes glowing red and neck cocked under an unnatural angle: Hi.

well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep

Polites "I did not survive the Cyclops Saga" shirt 🤝 Eurylocus "I did not survive the Thunder Saga" shirt 🤝 Athena "I did not survive the Wisdom Saga" shirt

Me in a random queue: The little weather weather is looking good today!

Everyone else:........

You: Yes I agree Sagey I look awesome today!!

(Anyways yeah I bet you look super cool every day so there's your dumb scenario ^^)

This is so, it's SO , it's so sweet oh my god you're so akxjjsnsajs

*aggressively looking at myself in the mirror* your dream almost came true it's not your fucking fault you got stupid because of it and almost willingly walked into the belly of the beast *snaps her fingers* look at me , you have no experience with anything ever life is scary grow a spine and learn from this! *curls up in a ball in shame*