Hera, Hearing Odysseus Didnt Cheat On His Wife:

Hera, hearing Odysseus didn’t cheat on his wife:

Yeah sleep would be nice but I can't when my brain keeps playing over and over " hell no I could kill you where you stand " and do you see it? Do you see how Ody has been through so much and he's so exhausted that upon meeting this random delusional woman who stands in his way his first response is murder? You see how he doesn't even try to reason with her? He hears "I'll keep you here" and he's immediately FUCK NO, GET OUT OF MY WAY OR FUCKING DIE I DON'T HAVE THE PATIENCE FOR THIS

... and then after seven years all the fight in him is gone and he just wants to give up. Seven years. SEVEN. Can you imagine how many things he tried ? How he slowly lost hope and the strength to fight and now he just... he can't anymore

yeah, I'm totally okay about this

*drowns in her sorrows, chokes on her tears*

Me to Telemachus after listening to little wolf non-stop for two days: hey there handsome :)) are you tired? No because YOU HAVE BEEN FIGHTING MONSTERS FOR HOURS IN MY MIND and you're doing a great job sweetie :))

Yay a game!! Thank you for the tag your blindness *bows down*, how nice it was of you, my visually challenged godly friend

Last song: Apex predator from the mean girls musical

Favourite color: RED MY BELOVED

Currently watching: finally found a place to stream game changer's battle royal episodes so that's what I'm watching right now

Last movie: Deadpool and wolverine (but I'm not enough of a marvel fan to have actually enjoyed it honestly)

Sweet/spicy/savoury: savoury my dear they could never make me hate u

Relationship status: single and breaking my mother's heart ( she says I need to french kiss someone to build character) ( I call bullshit)

Currently obsessed with: do you guys happen to know about Epic? Yeah, it's pretty cool. Then there's also Epic obviously, can't forget that one. Also I know I don't talk about this one much but Epic the musical is kinda good, I've been obsessing over it for a while

Last thing I googled: I wish it was wordle bc I love it and I do it almost everyday but sadly it's just Shein ( I was looking to purchase bow charms for my crafts bc I'm a coquette girly )

I am starting to think that I'm actually bothering my lovely beautiful mutuals by tagging them and I would rather light my favorite skirt on fire than do that so if you're seeing this and you think that this game is fun, reblog with your answers, I promise you I care a whole lot about where you stand on the sweet/spicy/savoury debate even if I have no idea who you are

Nine people I want to get to know better!

Thanks for the tag @catstronaut-one!!! <3

Last Song: By the Sea (Sweeney Todd Original Broadway Cast)

Favorite Color: probably blue or purple — I tend to gravitate toward cooler colors.

Currently Watching: The Goes Wrong Show and The Magnus Archives (if podcasts count as watching 😂)

Last Movie: actually might have been Sweeney Todd (2007) 🤦 a mediocre movie that I ended up watching twice anyway.

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: I definitely gravitate toward sweet. I can’t handle spicy at all, as much as I wish I could.

Relationship Status: single

Currently Obsessed With: Sweeney Todd (shocker!), Mischief Theatre, The Magnus Archives (just finished season 2), and Danganronpa V3 (just finished chapter 2)

Last Thing I Googled: I think actually it was Alan Rickman, because he’s… in Sweeney Todd 😂 guys I can’t I’m just realizing how much it’s taken over my brain.

This was super fun! Sending no pressure tags to @musntbill @trips-around-the-sun @caseopened and @blodsten (sorry if any of you have already done this 😅)

And hey, if anyone shares my current obsessions, feel free to hit me up and chat (just no spoilers please!!)

Ah yes my favorite musical epic , or as I like to call it "the musical that no matter how perfectly you know the songs, each time you listen you'll find something new to cry about"