How The Tables Have Turned-

How the tables have turned-

Origins smp be like:

Tubbo: I'm gonna kill the government

Ranboo: I am the government

Both: *gets married*

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REBLOG THIS

Dear people living on your own for the first time:

Here’s some advice I wasn’t told from the myriad of posts before that I wish I’d been given before

Wash the OUTSIDE of your pots and pans as well as the cooking surface. I’ve had a few roommates now who have only cleaned the inside and I’ve had to replace a $150 set of cookware twice.

“its only one time, how bad could using metal on nonstick cookware really be?” very bad. don’t do this.

Buy a rice cooker. Buy the middle tier rice cooker. Cheap ones will burn your rice, high tier ones are too expensive. Rice is good and cheap and, really, you don’t actually have to wash it if you don’t care about making gourmet food.

Buy band-aids. You don’t think you need band-ads until you need a band-aid, and by then it’s too late. (if you don’t follow this advice, a paper towel and some tape is an acceptable solution while you go get real bandages and neosporin)

You are on tumblr, which means you probably spend most of your time in one spot on a computer or phone. if this spot doesn’t have a trash can in arm’s reach, put one there.

 I spent 4 years piling trash on my desk in increasingly precarious ways until I had a designated area to put it. Trash cans can and should go anywhere there is a frequent generation of trash, typical locations be damned.

If you live with one or two roommates, discuss placing empty boxes in the back of your fridge and freezer. You probably don’t need all the space that the standard 5-person-family fridge provides, and tupperware will be shoved back there and left to stink up the entire appliance.

Get a wall calendar, put it somewhere communal, and have everyone put their household-relevant schedules on it. Communication is by far the weakest link with roommates (even good ones!) and having something to reference for appointments is always good

In my opinion for the Child of flower Child of fire fake tittle

Karlnap as a the story of hades and Persephone (because Persephone is the godess if spring and hades as the guardian of hell) ;)

But still yours is cool roman :3

OH!!!!! If the fake fic titles is still ongoing, I want to suggest a few, please!

"What do you mean you're not a child?!"

"Paintbrushes and colors"

"Stowaway, away!"

"Child of flower, child of fire"

But!!! Feel free to ignore this if the fake fic titles are not open anymore! Love your work!

:D

Validation~

What do you mean you're not a child?!

Wilbur has never met a borrower before, he's heard of them yeah and he knows they're small- but they obviously can't be that small, right?

So since Tommy is smaller then his finger that means they have to be a little, really young kid, right?

Paintbrushes and colours

They say that buying a paint set from a magical shop would get you cursed- but for George, it just got him a friend.

Stowaway, away!

Running the L'manburg spaceship alone is alot of work. Wilbur has to make sure there's enough rations for everyone, check their oxygen levels, make sure everyone is healthy, keep the human safe, check on the scientists-

Wait- human!?

Child of flower, child of fire

Dream is a moobloom hybrid (haha fuck you Dream for the glow squid /j) who usually lives in the flower fields of the woods alone. One day though he comes home from trading with villagers to find a large portal and several things on fire-

The reverse of an obvious choice, noice 👌

OH!!!!! If the fake fic titles is still ongoing, I want to suggest a few, please!

"What do you mean you're not a child?!"

"Paintbrushes and colors"

"Stowaway, away!"

"Child of flower, child of fire"

But!!! Feel free to ignore this if the fake fic titles are not open anymore! Love your work!

:D

Validation~

What do you mean you're not a child?!

Wilbur has never met a borrower before, he's heard of them yeah and he knows they're small- but they obviously can't be that small, right?

So since Tommy is smaller then his finger that means they have to be a little, really young kid, right?

Paintbrushes and colours

They say that buying a paint set from a magical shop would get you cursed- but for George, it just got him a friend.

Stowaway, away!

Running the L'manburg spaceship alone is alot of work. Wilbur has to make sure there's enough rations for everyone, check their oxygen levels, make sure everyone is healthy, keep the human safe, check on the scientists-

Wait- human!?

Child of flower, child of fire

Dream is a moobloom hybrid (haha fuck you Dream for the glow squid /j) who usually lives in the flower fields of the woods alone. One day though he comes home from trading with villagers to find a large portal and several things on fire-