Lately I Have Been Thinking Of Like Sweet Yamz Playing And The Boys Are Staring At Sweets In Awe In The

Lately I have been thinking of like Sweet Yamz playing and the boys are staring at sweets in awe in the background lol.

OH NO NOT🍠🍠 SWEET YAMZ 😭😭😭😭

That's a getting pregnant song babes, you playin with fire 😱😱😈

Omg Sweetheart actually making yams as her guilty pleasure snack and then this song comes on from her phone and the speaker is BOOMIN

Sweetheart: HAH! oh wow, what a coincidence! This is my jam tho

Then she just starts whining down and snapping her fingers in the air. I mean dayum, she can really move her body like a snake.. (MOVE LIKE A SNAKE MO-MOVE LIKE A SNAKE) (sorry 🧍‍♀️)

Her hips are just swaying side to side while she belts out the words aggressively

Sweetheart: CAN I GET TO THE YAMZ- SWEET YAAAHHMMMZZZ SHOW ME THE WAAYYY CAUSE I GOT FFFFUCKIN BILLS TO PAAAYYEEEEE

And sometimes patting her ass to the beat and when the word Yamz comes on she whines her hips down with her hands still on her ass (she's so in her own world omg)

As she belts out the last of the words, she turns around and sees everyone standing there like 😳🧍‍♂️😃🤳

SHE SCREAMS SO HIGH AND JUMPS BACK INTO THE FRIDGE AND FALLS ON THE FLOOR (IM CRYING)

Soap, Gaz, Alex and Horangi BURST out laughing and the others are so concerned and worried she got hurt

König: Süße Torte, a-are you alright?

Sweetheart: HOW LONG

König: huh

Sweetheart, still on the floor: HOW LONG WERE YOU ALL THERE FOR

Ghost, tense as shit: The whole time.

Sweetheart: WHAT

Gaz, still laughing: I GOT THAT ALL ON VIDEO

Horangi: SEND IT TO ME

Sweetheart: DONT YOU DARE

Gaz: I SENT IT TO EVERYONE

Sweetheart, chasing after Gaz: GARRIICCKKKK DELETE THAT SHIT N O W

Gaz, still laughing as he running away: NEVAAAHHHHH

(They all watched the video on their phones when it was night time. All of them watched it for different reasons EHSHEHSH 🤭🤭)

Idk if it’s been brought up yet, but I was getting ready for bed and putting my bonnet on and it dawned on me: what would the boys think when they see Sweetheart in a bonnet!?!? And you know she has like 20 different ones lmao. Soap/König would totally help her wrap her hair teehee 🤭

IM ANSWERING THIS AS QUICK AS I CAN 🏃‍♀️💨💨💨(and the fact that you thought of Sweetheart while getting ready for bed honestly makes me want to cry fr fr)

BUT YEW ARE CORRECT ABOUT SWEETS HAVING 20 BONNETS

She would call Soap in her room to help her wrap her hair and omg he would be in heaven. Her hair is so soft and smells so GOOD UGH

She would hand him the Bobby pins and tell him where to put them

Sweetheart: And put this one-- here

Sweetheart: OW-- I SAID HERE NOT MY EYEBROW

Soap: QUIT MOVIN' THEN

Then she would kick him out before putting on the bonnet cause she wanted to see how he would react to it (since he's never seen her wear one- none of them have actually 🤔🤔 she's an early riser, so when everyone gets up in the morning her hair is already done LOL)

I feel like she would have more than 20-- like about 40 but the other 20 is at her house 💀💀 OMG she came out her dorm in a bonnet they went CRAZYYYY

they would love it so much cause if feels so domesticated to them-- like their actually getting ready for bed with the girl of their dreams Sweetheart

And Soap would just have stars in his eyes, feeling the bonnet between his fingers

Soap, gasping: BITCH is this SATIN??

Sweetheart, being a smug Lil shit: BITCH YES IT IISSSS

Gaz would be reminiscing about wearing one when he was younger

Gaz: My mum used to have me wear one when I was a kid

Sweetheart, smiling: Really?!? Oh that's so cute!

Gaz, flustered: ehheheh, yeah. When I used to have hair, she put one on me so it could be perfect for picture days.

And Sweetheart started laughing cause that's ADORABLE

And then she leaves to go to her room and comes back with like-- ten different colored bonnets 💀

Sweetheart, with a devilish smile: Everyone put one on right now. I need to make fun of you real quick

Alex: MEAN

They all put one on except for Ghost (for now) Soap had a blue one cause SCOTLAND FOREVEEEERRRRRRR (he screamed that for 12 minutes.) Gaz got a red one, Price got a gold one cause he's a PIMP, Alex got a light purple one, Horangi had a yellow one with tiger stripes, König got a green one and Roach got an orange one.

Now it was just Ghost--

Sweetheart: Wear it.

Ghost: No.

Sweetheart: JUST FOR A BIT PLEASE

Ghost: NO-- WHY THE FUCK DO I GET THAT COLOR

Sweetheart: BECAUSE JUST-- FUCKIN PUT IT ON

Ghost: STOP IT

She fights him for a bit until she got it on him.

It was silent for so damn long.

Sweetheart started to snort, and then it was just LOUD LAUGHTER

Ghost: I'M TAKING THIS OFF

Sweetheart, crying: NO WAIT LEMME TAKE A PICTURE

The picture:

(I sketched this so damn quick bro)

LMAOOO I CANT WTF DID I JUST CREATE

Everyone started laughing harder and Ghost threw the bonnet on the floor and stomped to his room

Sweetheart: EY DONT THROW MY SHIT THAT COSTED ME TWENTY DOLLARS

Alex: TWENTY DOLLARS??? This economy is in shambles

Sweetheart: Okay now give them back

Sweetheart: 'cept you Gaz, you can keep yours

Gaz: 0:)

Yandere DILF! Reaction to You seeing Him as a Fatherly Figure

Warnings: Obsessive Behaviour, Delusional Behaviour, Freudian “Logic”, Age Gap, Implication of Murder, Implied Sexual Content, Infidelity, Pet Names, No Pronouns used for Reader except ‘You.

♡ The D in DILF stands for ‘Delusional’.

♡ At least, in Dominic’s case.

♡ When you first told him that you saw him as your “Dad away from home !” he spiralled.

♡ At first, in the immediate fallout of your bombshell statement (one which you gave little thought to, seeing it only as a compliment), Dominic smiled, a dry, thin, almost watery smile, and paid you a compliment back – something suave and reflexive; the technique he’d learnt as a younger man that freed him of consequence on many occasions.

♡ And, like clockwork, you give a laugh and a smile, yet you do not succumb to abashment.

♡ Just another reason why you stand out to Dominic; why he loves you so.

♡ Your comment stays with him long after you’ve left.

♡ And, initially terrified that this was all you’d ever see him as – just some guy who could be your step-in father when your real one was away – he tried to rationalise it. Nullify it.

♡ For days afterwards, Dominic assesses his behaviour, searches for the instigator of his ‘fatherly’ aura.

♡ True, he is an actual father to two children, which he can’t exactly “correct” (not legally, anyway).

♡ After racking his brain, searching for any way to nullify his fatherly appeal, he has a flash of brilliance.

♡ Instead of neutralising it, he decides to lean into it; to amplify it and add his own charm to such a degree so to make himself more appealing to you in ways a father could not be.

♡ Cue Dominic’s Freud era.

♡ Fr though, he’s so desperate to turn your appreciation into attraction that he endorses the whole insane theory that a man’s offspring will compete for their father’s romantic attention with their peers (gross, I know).

♡ He’s turning up the DILF factor.

♡ Sleeves half-drawn up to his elbows to show off his forearms (the ones which he’s worked tirelessly on at the gym); giving you one of his shirts to wear when he “accidentally” gets yours wet during a summer water fight – things like that.

♡ Things that are a gateway for him to show that he ‘cares’.

♡ Really pressing into that ‘fatherly’ image.

♡ Prepare to be praised 24/7.

♡ Only when his wife isn’t in earshot, though.

♡ “Oh, what a wonderful painting ! Such a pretty little picture, Darling…”

♡ He’ll lean over you, trapping you between his arms as you sit at the table, bringing himself as close to your body as he can without arousing your suspicion or making you uncomfortable.

♡ Definitely the type to lean against doorframes or walls just so he can cross his arms over his chest and show off his bulging biceps.

♡ He calls you a good girl or good boy whenever you do something that pleases him.

♡ In his own way, he’s trying to train you to seek his validation.

♡ Dominic’s a master at reading a room, and he uses this power of perception to act when he knows you’re at your most accepting. Or your most vulnerable.

♡ Had a bad day at work ? He offers you his open arms, his shirt sprayed with an irresistible collection of colognes to create a distinct scent (one which he’s also tried on others with positive effects. Though, as previously discussed, things which sent his prior conquests wild seemingly have little effect on you).

♡ You have something big to celebrate ? He’ll take that opportunity – your good mood – to pull you into his arms, lower his lips to your ear and congratulate you: “That’s such good news, Sweetie !” he says, laying on the pet names. Then, his volume dips as he pulls you just a little closer, just brushing the area between your legs with his thigh.

♡ “I’ll have to take you out somewhere so we can celebrate properly.”

♡ As to what this is will be a mystery to you until a box is delivered to your doorstep, a formal outfit inside, coupled with a note with the address of an upscale restaurant, and…

♡ A keycard to a hotel room.

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Masterlist Yandere Masterpost Masterpost

I love the first meeting between Kruger and Sweetheart. How about the first meeting between Sweetheart and Alejandro and Rudy 👀

I'm so glad you liked it! ♡ this one is a bit longer I think than the last one

Warnings: blood, violence, gore, details of weapons, very tiny cod gun lore in there (if you notice it, I love you)

When Alejandro and Rodolfo met Sweetheart, they didn't think she would look like that. They thought that a person with the name 'Sweetheart' would be a medic, or maybe an assistant. Not a strikingly tall woman who looks like she can stomp your head in and go shopping for new shoes at the same time.

'It's nice to finally meet you both' she said to them, her regal like voice ringing in Rudy's ears. He had to stop himself from trembling. Alejandro grinned at her, telling her the same. 'It's nice to meet you as well, ma'am. I've heard alot about you.'

Of course he has. Her capitan and sergeant squawked non-stop about her when they met up with Los Vaqueros for the mission. She's well liked around her unit.

She's kind.

She's funny.

Thoughtful.

Playful.

Beautiful.

All good words complimented the woman with great expectations. The expectations were met tenfold to Alejandro.

You're staring too long at her. Snap out of it.

He walked Ghost, Soap and Sweetheart to the car they were taking for the travel, opening the door for Sweetheart. She chuckled at that. 'Such a gentleman.' She said. Alejandro's chest bursts with pride. 'Have to make a good first impression, estimado.' He says with such a flirty undertone, the other three men frown at him.

Don't step out of line, Alejandro. The outcome won't be good.

Her team followed suit in other cars. Rudy was the driver, fingers flexing on the steering wheel out of nerves. He wanted to pull over. He felt too lightheaded from her sweet scent swirling in the cramped car. Wanting to caress her arms while resting on her bosom, melting into her warm touch as they lay next to a fire. His fantasy took over his reality for too long as they already made it to their destination. Rudy breathes out when he gets out the car. He feels warm hand on his shoulder.

Sweetheart.

"You okay?" She asks, concern written on her face. Her beautiful, pretty face. And pretty lips.

He clears his throat. "I'm alright, flor-- I mean- ma'am! I- I meant ma'am." His cheeks flush with embarrassment as she giggles.

Such a pretty smile.

Alejandro was listening, unintentionally but there anyway.

Such a pretty laugh.

The day swirled into a blur, the soldiers already in the works of war. Bullets going off, bodies falling down, and Sweetheart carrying her weight. Alejandro and Rodolfo can't lie when they see Sweetheart actually fighting her way through the enemies like they were butter. Weilding a Remington 870 MCS breaching with 10" barrel, she goes ahead of them and blasts the heads off like balloons. She called it her 'fallen angel' when she was cleaning it at the base.

The blood splatters on her smooth skin, the sharp narrowing of her dark, focused eyes and her black curls now unraveled; she looks more like a warrior than a soldier. As she moves like a raging spirit in the wind, the bodies fall one by one in a mutilated mess.

"Mierda..." Rudy mumbles, hand covering his mouth. Her team seems to be used to this, staying behind and letting her do her thing with awestruck eyes.

She walks in their blood, mocking their loss as she stands over the terrified target.

"Target secured." She lowly says in the comms, picking up the stunned target by the collar like a wet cat. She walks by her team and other units, some stumbling back to get out of her way. Rudy and Alejandro part like the Red Sea, eyes glued on her figure. She's so much more, way much more than being kind and playful.

She's ruthless.

She's intimidating.

Skilled.

Scary.

Beautiful.

im sending you this with my love because i really enjoy your werewolf bf’s. i hope we see price soon. ❤️

also, do you know what lube werewolves use? slipknot

🤭🤭🤭

NSFW MDNI 🔞

I came out of the closet to my parents on a full moon and I think that says something. probably nothing good but something!!! the slipknot joke tho. I am putting that on my back pocket to tell at the next furcon LMAO

also forever thank yous to my werewolf enjoyers for liking my 🐺 content so much!! 😩😩💖

Werewolf Bfs (Alejandro & Price)

you want more werewolves imma give it to you!! >:)

@tamayakii

cw: werewolf au, Rudy is brought into the mix, threesome, monster f◇cker content lmaooo, nsfw and fluff HCs, human gn!reader, tail wagging, fur scratching, light bondage, "not" 🪢, transformations, blood, raw meat, consensual x, rough x, biting, etc, no reader description

Alejandro

there is only one werewolf in this au that can rival Price in terms of sheer amounts of fur and its Alejandro.

fluffy mane and neck, a happy trail of longer fur going down his chest and abdomen.

let us all say thank you for werewolves not getting a shedding gene because you would have a fur coat yourself.

those cliffs he and Rudy used to play on, he is running and jumping through them full speed. knows them like the back of his hand at this point so he's sprinting, scrambling up rocks and ripping tree bark off the trees. I mentioned before he has energy like Soap, but he's like a dog that need to rip something up.

brings you with him to just sit and watch as he's rearranging an entire ecosystem w his teeth. keeps running back to you to sniff and kiss you. makes sure you're alright only to run right back to the hole he's been furiously digging

swimming swimming swimming!

won't make you jump off cliffs but at least want you to come swimming with him. it's how he keeps cool in those Las Almas heat waves

dives and fetches little trinkets that he can drag back up to the surface. finds pretty rings and earrings sometimes.

cold showers unless you're in there with him. won't complain about the hot water if you're scratching his lower back. leg thumps leg thumps.

once he and Rudy are fully shifted they'll uh.. "play" wrestle. you certainly don't think it's playing with how growly and snappy they get at each other. but once it's all over and they're slumped on the couch for a nap you guess its no big deal.

eats like a mother fucker when he's shifted fully. begs and pleads for you to make food like gazpacho and ceviche. they're his favorites and they're chilled!

nsfw

part of the reason he tries to get all of his energy out during the day is so when he settles with you for the night he isn't bugging you much. "you never bug me Alejandro."

mentioned in the last post that he's really into cockwarming and im not going back on it.

he knows you're worn out from chasing him all day so he tries to be amicable to your tired body. if you're tired, he'll just settle his cock between your thighs or get you just worked up enough to slip inside you.

shallow, soft thrusts so you can relax, but some days he just can't control himself. three soft licks to your shoulder, him silently begging to be allowed to use your body and you nod. of course you nod.

he pulls and nips at your skin. lifts your leg over his hip and nuzzles the top of your head when he's lying behind you. fucks you in this position so often that the leg he holds on his hip has light scars from the pricks and scratches of his claws.

thankfully Alejandro has a manageable knot, much more manageable that someone like Konig or Price, but it still takes time to work your body up to it. can usually pop right in with the right thrust

still he doesn't knot you often. he gets too hot if he's stuck for too long. really only does it during cooler months, which isn't an issue for you at all. warm and stuffed

never really thought of sharing you with Rodolfo until one day you had tried to break up their wrestling. hoped up on adrenaline and werewolf strength, Rudy pinned you by accident. Rudy is profusely apologizing while Alejandro is profusely thinking.

Alejandro likes watching Rodolfo explore your body on his own, finding out what makes you squirm and whine.

nightmare when the both of them have their maws on you. teeth and tongues are everywhere in your body. they dont even take turns lapping at your sensitive body. wherever Rodolfo is licking and biting at, Alejandro is right behind him

speaks to Rudy in Spanish like you aremt there. you're left to decipher what he's saying based off of little words phrases. but with the both of them pawing at your body it doesn't really matter

Rodolfo isn't allowed to knot you tho, only Alejandro's is allowed to do that. he says until he sees just how good you look stuffed completely full of his partner. scratches Rudy's chin to watch him wag and you whine.

Price

clingy clingy

you are followed by an 8 foot tall werewolf shaped shadow.

on those cold England nights when the rain just won't stop, you can find John curled around your body. he isn't sleeping, just enjoying your body pressed against his.

when he's done panting through his transformation, the first thing he does is give you gentle nose nudges, prompting you to scratch under his chin. the next thing is does he finally light up a cigar.

could charm the scales off a snake when he looks at you, smoke slipping out from behind his giant fangs. you swoon over his salt and pepper face, peeks of silver poking out amidst his thick brown fur

you forget just how big he is until he's gently licking the back of your hand. a little kiss if you will. your small human hand in his massive werewolf one. your small human hand inches away from his massive teeth.

he would never really bite you, but does snap his jaws like an alligator just to make you squeak a little bit.

has a temper when he's in his werewolf form. cool calm and collected John is ready to snarl and snap at damn near anyone except you.

he only snapped at you once. accepted his punishment of being muzzled for a while. felt terrible about it even if it was an accident.

he accepted his punishment so well that you took it off him not 2 hours later because he looked just so pitiful with his muzzle on.

not very hungry when he's transformed. can usually go on some quick snacks and meat strips when his stomach starts growling. prefers to do tasks to get food. embarrassingly asks you to create tasks for him to do. when he finishes he comes back to you in search of a little raw steak. "good boy, John" ♡

nsfw

the glasses of bourbon you brought him when he was transforming end up running down the center of your body while he laps up the cold liquid.

working breed who needs a job to do so give him one. he likes it when you tell him what you want so he can fulfill it for you.

also just likes hearing the breaks and falters in your voice when he's teasing your entrance. drags his massive cock along your hole and has the nerve to laugh at you when you whine.

slow tail wags, heavy thumps against the bed when you moan for him.

growling. oh Price is such a growler. when he's right by your ear, maw dripping with drool and rich with the smell of his cigars he growls deep in his chest. rumbles whatever part of your body his chest is touching

mating press fiend

his shoulders are bigger than your door frame so you have a lot of room on where to put your legs. unless he's holding the back of your knees by your ears. you aren't even sure if he's thrusting into you or if he's just pushing your body down into the bed and letting it spring back up.

his favorite position to knot you in. he gets you as wet as your body will let him. his thrusts get quicker and shallow when he's about to slip his knot in. you can feel him change from long grinding strokes to eager thrusts. when your walls give and swallow up his knot he praises you so well, licking at your chest.

"so good f'me. fuck.. good pup."

horrible when it comes to being mindful of his claws. so much so that it's probably on purpose now. you have scars on your hips and thighs from his grabbing and gripping.

little bit of a size kink, likes when you're holding his cock in both hands, licking the head. doesn't even really care for blowjobs in his werewolf form, just likes seeing how small your mouth is in comparison. taps the tip on your tongue, telling you to swallow whatever drips of pre cum slip out.

always licks and tends to your scratches afterwards which sometimes just leads into more sex. who could blame you? massive werewolf is licking at your hips and muttering apologizes about the scratches, how much he loves and adores you, thanking you for letting him use your body so well. ♡♡

Hear me out... Werecat reader and weretiger Horangi engaging in absolute feral cat activities. We NEED MORE FELINE REPRESENTATION

MAOO

MAO

MAOOOO

weretiger! Horangi x reader

cw: sfw, licking and biting, werewolf! au (but only tangentially), fluff :) ☆♡

I love that his gloves look like paws 😊😊

3am zoomies are you kidding. the both of you are pissing off your neighbors being up at 4am playing just dance.

sushi dates. by that I mean the 2 of you eat fish on the sofa together. if you get canned fish it's only the expensive stuff. you know "tinned fish" with baguettes and olives. there is occasionally sushi tho, usually it's just grilled chicken dinner LOL

it's become a workout session now. the two of you are taking this game very seriously. so seriously that it usually ends it one of you swatting at the other in frustration. never malicious tho. no claws with these mitts (for now)

chasing each other outside when the walls of your home no longer contain you. you look like the simba and Nala scene, tumbling in the grass. but much louder. he's grunting and trying to pin you, you're biting and laughing.

sun bathing together, soft fluffy bellies in the direct sun. he will lay his head on your stomach if you let him.

"nice and warm" he purrs

so much purring. rumbling the very foundation of your house pretty much. head pets, purring, scratching posts, purring, making biscuits, purring

makes biscuits on any soft curve of flesh he can find on you. if he can sink his fingers in, it's getting massaged. you are free to do the same to him, but there isn't much /soft/ on horangi. (his pecs tbh)

Mao Mao Mao fr. the 2 of you communicate in mews, rrfs, chitters and rrrrrrrrr noises only. he'll just make a noise from one room and you'll respond from the other. not even a conversation?? just noises

eating breakfast in silence. slow blinks at each other over your preferred breakfast drink of choice. he likes milk. NO not because hes a cat. he just likes it. (saw a cat on TV drink it once and now he's hooked)

fucking cat nip???

"aw fuck yeah"

hes rubbing it all over the fur on his chin, all over your neck and cheeks. he's nuzzling you so hard you're pinned to the floor.

when you buy a heated blanket he is so excited. immediately puts it on the couch so you guys can snuggle.

wraps his tail around yours because of course he does. you know those cats that are in love on tik tok?? Sadboy and Lola?? yeah that's you guys except wild animals, ready to kill. or ready to take a nap.

hes a real sleepy sheepy when he's going through his transformation, so he hopes you're relatively the same so you both can meander about your home together

licks, he loves to lick your face with his sandpaper tongue. "Yes, horangi. I love you too, horangi." he is holding you down with his massive arms, licking all over your neck and cheeks. ♡♡