Hey Does Anyone Want Tmagp Matching Jonmartin I Mean Chorris Profile Pictures? No? Too Late! They Exist

Hey does anyone want tmagp matching jonmartin I mean chorris profile pictures? No? Too late! They exist now! (Idk if someone's already done this but y'know. Here)

If for whatever reason something posseses you to use one of these then just credit me (shelltune on tumblr)!

alice "bones are a lie peddled by big milk" dyer and tim "statement of joe spooky regarding sinister happenings" stoker would be best friends change my mind

IT guy

You ever think supernatural creatures that consider humans potential prey have that "cat chases a bear up a tree"-thing? Like how bears, being an apex predator, have no concept of something that's sufficiently prey-sized deciding to attack instead of fleeing, and cats have no awareness of the fact that they can die. So every once in a while a cat and a bear come face to face in the wild for the first time. A bear doesn't understand what this creature is that isn't trying to flee, and starts sniffing. A cat doesn't understand what this creature is and decides to slap it. Utterly baffled, the bear decides it's best to get out of here. The cat starts chasing because obviously anything that flees is prey.

Imagine having an Entity in your home that eats creatures like you, but has never caught a human before. It doesn't understand why this prey isn't trying to escape, the human is clearly unnerved by sensing A Presence but still keeps stubbornly sitting on the couch watching TV. The Entity moves a piece of furniture, making an eerie creaking noise, planning to raise terror in its prey as a way of playing with its food. But instead of even turning to look towards the source of the sound, the human just yells into the empty house:

"WHATEVER THE FUCK JUST MADE THAT NOISE HAD BETTER FUCK OFF, OR START PAYING RENT."

The Entiry freezes in place, and decides that whatever is going on, it's not worth the risk to find out. Better leave while it still can.

Quick first impressions of the more memorable characters of the Magnus Protocol

Sam: don't be suspicious don't be suspicious don't be suspicious don't be suspicious don't be suspicious

Alice: why is it called creepypasta and not fettuccine afraido

Gwen: don't fuck with me I've got the power of god and information science on my side

Colin: [cocks gun] 'puter's haunted

they made AI on a windows95. and it was gay