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So I've been doing some outline work definitely not for a fic I'm writing and a thought came to me. Cybertron doesn't have farms.

They have mines, and that's how they get their food, but we aren't ever shown that Cybertron has any plant life of which to speak. And so, chaos-loving fool that I am, I had this thought: imagine a human farmer getting mixed up into the Autobots' first time on earth. I'm talking early Aligned/TFP era. And having to explain just why the hell they're burying perfectly decent food in the dirt.

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Human: Alright, so we put the potato in the ground.

Ratchet: Yes?

Human: Then we pour water on it.

Ratchet: Why would you-

Human: And in a couple months we dig it up! And eat it and all the new potatoes!

Ratchet:

Ratchet:

Ratchet: You WHAT-

WELL YOU CAN SEE THIS AIN’T NO MONSTER, IT’S MAH NEW PET OCTOPUS

the suffering never ends

So I've been doing some outline work definitely not for a fic I'm writing and a thought came to me. Cybertron doesn't have farms.

They have mines, and that's how they get their food, but we aren't ever shown that Cybertron has any plant life of which to speak. And so, chaos-loving fool that I am, I had this thought: imagine a human farmer getting mixed up into the Autobots' first time on earth. I'm talking early Aligned/TFP era. And having to explain just why the hell they're burying perfectly decent food in the dirt.

--

Human: Alright, so we put the potato in the ground.

Ratchet: Yes?

Human: Then we pour water on it.

Ratchet: Why would you-

Human: And in a couple months we dig it up! And eat it and all the new potatoes!

Ratchet:

Ratchet:

Ratchet: You WHAT-

whenever I open up the velvet room

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