Loudfrenchsobbing - Momento Mori

blessed_wednesday

You ever think what would happen if Sasuke and Naruto played Monopoly against each other? I mean Monopoly can make even the nicest of people violent, just imagine those two competitive fuckers playing. Like I imagine Naruto would have a hotel and take like all of Sasuke's money and Sasuke would just be like:

New original 3D animated movie: Ducks. The secret life of ducks when humans aren’t looking.

Whenever ducks fly south in the winter, they’re actually flying to a big city of ducks where they talk and have jobs and have traffic lights with pictures of ducks in them and every billboard and storefront is a bird pun.

A generic duck guy is a young adult who feels inadequate because his dad is a big broker in the bread stock exchange.

He accidentally reveals the secret life of ducks to a human child, and now he must take her south with him to duck city. On the way they get into hijinks and find out about a big duck conspiracy or something.

So I've been doing some outline work definitely not for a fic I'm writing and a thought came to me. Cybertron doesn't have farms.

They have mines, and that's how they get their food, but we aren't ever shown that Cybertron has any plant life of which to speak. And so, chaos-loving fool that I am, I had this thought: imagine a human farmer getting mixed up into the Autobots' first time on earth. I'm talking early Aligned/TFP era. And having to explain just why the hell they're burying perfectly decent food in the dirt.

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Human: Alright, so we put the potato in the ground.

Ratchet: Yes?

Human: Then we pour water on it.

Ratchet: Why would you-

Human: And in a couple months we dig it up! And eat it and all the new potatoes!

Ratchet:

Ratchet:

Ratchet: You WHAT-

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨