Season 3 Steve + Text Posts

season 3 steve + text posts

year of the rabbit 🐇💫

i just really like these photos :(

WHY IS THE WIKI ARTICLE FOR THE BLACK PHONE SO FUNNY

This reads like the worst dating profile ever made.

His occupation is child murderer.

His hobbies are kidnapping children and playing the Naughty Boy Game.

His life goals are kidnapping and murdering children, not getting caught, and keeping Finney trapped forever.

I’m in stitches. Someone make a Tinder profile with this information 😂

And then, if you add bruce wayne into the mix, you get wolfwood!!! It's all comin together!!!

Trigun x Superman

VANCE: great news guys!!!

ROBIN: (staring in askance at Finney, who is weeping next to the locked fridge) not one thing about this situation is great, Hopper

VANCE: well, while you were all twiddling your thumbs, I was working my ass off to get Captain Tom out of here

BRUCE: what'd you do?

VANCE: I gave his psychic sister a dream where I showed her the house! Showed her the number and everything. the cops'll be here in no time

PAPERBOY: good work, Vance! 7743, right?

VANCE: what?? no, 7741. that's the house number

GRIFFIN: no, that's the burying house. this house is 7743 Elm Avenue

VANCE: ....no, no, this is 7741

BRUCE: Vance, I want you to think carefully. did you give Gwen the address of this house, where her brother is being held hostage, or did you give her the address of the vacant shell across the street with five bodies in the basement?

VANCE:

VANCE:

VANCE: ....motherFUCKER -

BRUCE: your turn on the phone, Robin