Ace, they/it, 21 and tired. Self-ship sideblog. Mostly monster and villain love. Some NSFW content, so 18+ only.
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You: im sad :(
Your f/o, seconds later outside ur house:
Imagine resting your head across your F/O's thighs, curled up next to them as they sit beside you half occupied as they pet your hair.
I love the idea of having a boyfriend who genuinely acts like a dad
we’re out shopping and he makes little comments like “why are you buying jeans with holes already in them” or he complains about how he could’ve got the same thing for half the price at my age. I buy a band tshirt from when he was my age and he teases me about not even knowing any of their songs and then plays them the whole way home
When I say “dad bf” I 1000% genuinely mean DAD bf
Imagine your f/o hyping you up to wear that one outfit that you’ve been a little too self conscious to wear. The one you bought on a whim but could never find a reason or a special occasion for. They can't keep their hands off of you. F/o who stares at you via the mirror, watching you get ready. Drinking in every detail as they dish out compliment after compliment. 'You look stellar...marvelous...vibrant.' Not giving your mind any chance to torment you with self conscious rambles.
They don't care what you look like or wear as long as you're happy. But they will be damned if they dare let such a show stunner go to waste.
Imagine being blissfully surrounded and overwhelmed by your F/O. Their body pressed against yours, their arms around you. The smell of nothing but their scent in your nose. The taste of their mouth lingering on yours. Their voice in your ear telling you all the things you want to hear.
i hope you know that it’s okay to get sad sometimes because your F/O isn’t real. it’s okay. self shipping is great and there are a lot of aspects to it that are really happy and fulfilling but it’s okay if there are times where it just isn’t quite enough. it’s okay if it’s not happy and fulfilling 100% of the time. that’s how life is sometimes, and it’s okay to acknowledge that. it’s okay to have nights where your heart hurts because you miss them and you wish they were around. it’s okay if you cry sometimes because you just want them to hold you. you’re not stupid for feeling real things for fictional characters.
oh to fall asleep listening to the internal whirring and humming of my robot lover
"Everyone wants me carnally" ok well everyone wants me clinically, they think i look so hot in my lab coat and want me to do weird experiments on them so bad its crazy.
"Wow, you talk about that character a lot" I want to fuck him.
To be cared for and preserved by someone who is so, so good at destroying things.
To be remembered and cherished by someone who is so, so good at being thoughtless.
To be loved and adored by someone for whom love is difficult and strange.
gothic novel voice:
"but wouldn't be so terribly romantic if I did let my villainous F/O take everything from me, and ruin me and twist me into something unrecognizable as myself but unmistakably belonging to them?"
Robots that dont have genetalia but still get horny and either have to get creative to get off or beg someone to help send post
Imagine your villainous F/O grabbing your wrists and holding them together tightly. They push you down backwards as they pin you under them and straddle you, with an amused look on their face.
favourite selfship dynamic ever has GOT to be "this is an objectively evil character But What If I Was Their Favourite" . literally SO fucking real . and i AM their favourite . they told me so and they would never lie to me. sorry that they lied TO YOU but they wouldnt do that to me. im just built different
parallel play with your f/o! imagine you both doing your own thing on the couch. maybe you're playing a game while your f/o gets work done on their laptop, or you're both doing your own respective crafts. are you in silence, or is there a movie or music on?
sharing snacks between you two!! asking for advice or making a sound that they echo back!! wonderful vibes fr
this hit me like a truck
hey. your f/o grabbing your face and making you look at them. that's all thank you
apex predator but also curled up in your lap vibes...
TRUE LOVE ^_^
Your f/o loves your art! They love your writing! Whether they gush about it, smile about it, or give a thumbs up, or just quietly observing it, taking it in. They love it! Especially since you made it!