THIS MAN PLS

THIS MAN PLS 😩😩

mmmm ok for ur ask game…….. my response is kei + autumn + walking around a carnival together

ty bestie mwah <33

tysm for the ask <3

game details are here if you're interested in participating

alrighty here we go!

summary: y/n and tsukishima spend the evening at the carnival

tags/warnings: drabble, fem!reader, fluff

a/n: sadly I haven't been to a fair/carnival since i lived in Michigan but i remember it being absolutely amazing. also the lengths I had to go to not include strawberries in this fic...

[10:52 PM] - Tsukishima

It was finally autumn. The weather has cooled down a lot and the fair was finally in town. You had begged Tsukishima to take you before he finally relented, after all, he hadn't been able to spend much time with you since he'd been busy practicing. Now you were at the fair gates in your specially picked outfit scanning the crowd.

"Kei!" You squealed as you took off towards your boyfriend. You crashed into him grabbing him into a tight hug. He slowly wrapped his arms around you while muttering something about ruining his reputation. However, you noticed the little upturns in the corners of his mouth as he tried to stifle his smile. "Well since you're finally here, we might as well get going." He took your hand. "Next time don't take so long, you always look good so I don't see why you needed all that extra time." You felt heat rush to your cheeks. "Well it's extra special so I needed extra time." He clicked his tongue. "C'mon, let's start off with some games."

The first game you got to was a ring toss, and despite you insisting that it was a scam, he quickly gave the vendor 5 of his tickets and received his three rings. "Are you sure about this Kei? I'm pretty sure it's just a scam." You whispered. He chuckled at you before waving over the vendor. "If you don't mind sir, could you take down the dinosaur one?" The shopkeeper turned to him. "You have to land the ring on the red bottle in the middle first." Kei shrugged. "Just thought I'd save you the trouble." He held all three rings together in his hand before tossing them smoothly onto the red bottle. Flashing the shopkeeper a cocky grin, he wordlessly took the plushy and left the stand, forcing you to jog and catch up to him.

"What was that?" You asked incredulously. "Oh that? Just me winning is all." You shook your head and reached out to pat the T-Rex, only to be swatted by Tsukishima. "Hey, you do not have permission to molest my friend Mortimer you pervert." You choked. Who names a stuffed T-Rex Mortimer? "I'll get you your own at the next stand but this one is mine." He muttered, looking in the direction of the ferris wheel. "Let's go on a couple rides first before we eat then." You suggested.

And that's how you found yourselves in line for the space shot. "The infamous ride that takes you to an unsettling height and then drops you." Kei read from a blog on his phone. "Put that down. You're gonna ruin all the fun." You protested. Before you knew it, Mortimer was stowed away in the storage locker and the two of you were being buckled in on the right side of your row. "Scared Kei?" He scoffed in reply, but you couldn't help but notice the small beads of sweat forming on his brow line. The ride clicked and then began lifting you slowly up into the air. You were beginning to get excited when you noticed Kei grab your hand, it was cold and clammy. The ride reached the top and he turned to you. "Hey [Y/N], I don't think this is a good-" His concerns were quickly drowned out by his screams. He shrieked louder than the child next to you. The ride let you fall down and you saw the ground getting closer and closer as Kei tightened his grip on your arm. But the ride did end and Tsukishima shakily climbed out. "I am never doing that again."

You bought him a slushy and funnel cake to cheer him up. He had forgiven you by the end of his second ice cream cone and the two of you proceeded to go on rides more his speed. On the ferris wheel, the two of you got a good look over the city line. You scooted closer to him and held his hand. "I love you," You whispered. "Hm?" His usual sarcastic tone had found itself at home again.

"I didn't quite hear you, could you repeat a little louder."

"Ugh, you're annoying."

"It's not my fault I couldn't hear."

"Fine, I love y-"

Your words were cut short by him pressing a quick kiss to your lips. As he pulled away, he whispered "I love you more stupid."

kyoya: for the hundredth time, y/n and i are just friends.

haruhi: [sneezes]

haruhi: sorry, i’m allergic to bullshit.

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yea kind of AHHAHAAH

@ anyone who wants to do it!

i cannot find the original post for the life of me but basically it's a tag game to look up your name on urban dictionary

i just had to join in because mine is fucking WILD

tagging no pressure @vincentvangay @pollosky-in-blue @poetofthedyingstars @francesco-bernoulli-gang and anyone else who wants to join in!

hi, i'd like to venture out on the path that is making friends- can i be your friend? tropa? kaibigan?

HI!! ofc we can be friends!! just shoot me a message B) i literally only have 2 moots tgat i talk to so eeeee super excited :D

Can I send in a request for Ouran?

How would all of the host club (and maybe nekozawa) be as secret admirers? Are they very secret—cos I can think of at least one that would be too overt to not be found out right away…

The Host Club as Secret Admirers!

It'll just be the Host Club for this one since I have a rule that you can't add characters in w groups w more than 5 people! But I might make a part 2 w Nekozawa and Kasanoda because I love them dearly

Tamaki Suoh

Subtlety is not in this man's brain I'm so sorry

He'll try to be secret, but even the light clue of the white rose gives him away easily

If he wants it to work, he'd have to drag Kyoya into his scheme

Due to this I think you would be the one to confess to him first, leaving him both happy

Yet disappointed that the secret admirer thing wasn't so secret after all

Kyoya Ootori

Kyoya is really good at keeping himself secret

He could be as romantic as he wanted to and not a lot of people would suspect a thing

This man has a reputation for being cold towards people, it now just acts as a cover up if he's ever questioned

When he wants to reveal himself, it's something that's done over time and drawn out

He leaves letters in clever riddles and puzzles that leave clue after clue about your admirer's true identity

Haruhi Fujioka

You really have to do something to them to make them do the whole secret admirer thing

Because I usually see Haruhi as the kind of person to be blunt with their confession and they aren't ones to catch feelings without knowing you personally already

Their little letters aren't the most extra like Tamaki's would be, but they'd never fail to make someone day

Hikaru Hitachiin

I think he prefers doing the whole secret admirer thing the most out of anyone

With stuff like letters and small gifts, it gives him time to properly sort out his feelings towards you

He definitely makes Kaoru proofread everything he writes down too

But being able to stay casual when he knows he's the "mysterious romantic" that you've been talking about to your friends? ,,,Yeah he's not the best at it

He'll tense up whenever it's mentioned, unable to ease into his playful personality, hoping you'll say something positive about him

Kaoru Hitachiin

Although he could easily confess to you with no problem, he'd have so much fun playing the part of a secret admirer

He definitely uses this as a way to play with you oh my god-

He and Hikaru would catch you while you're reading your letters and Kaoru would sneak up behind you

"What has you all giddy this morning?~" "OH MY GOD YOU SCARED ME-"

He finds it hilarious and he loves to see how much you love his gifts

Takashi Morinozuka

This man is perfect for this sort of thing omg

He never really gives himself away and him being known as a man of few words helps him out tremendously in not being found out

The only thing I'd imagine that'd give him away is Honey

Honey means well, but he can't help but be nosy and observe his cousin's love life up close

Whenever Honey sees you, he giggles as if he knows something and always talks about your secret admirer whenever you're near

Mitsukuni Haninozuka

He's like the 2nd most unsubtle host ever, but he's up close with Tamaki

He just can't help himself when he writes out his letters on pastel pink paper and cover it hearts

He's notably happier too, always giggling about he has a crush to Mori

You're the one to finally discuss it with him when you found a slice of your favorite flavor of cake in your locker

haikyuu!! buzzfeed unsolved AU

OK THIS IS THE LAST BUZZFEED UNSOLVED RELATED HEADCANON SET I PROMISE 

[edit: check out the link at the bottom of the post for more buzzfeed unsolved au content :)]

hinata and kageyama:

90% of the show is them yelling and nobody watches it with earphones on

both of them believe in ghosts but that doesn’t mean they want to see one

hinata will literally go to the bathroom five times before going to the spooky house and kageyama gets mad at him for it but there is Fear in his eyes

producer: ‘were you scared?’

kageyama: ‘pfft, no’

cameraman: *points camera down to show that kageyama’s legs are shaking*

they also bring a shit ton of food with them when they stay the night at a place and they’ll deadass be eating while talking about the history of the place

‘this house *crunch crunch* was built in *crunch crunch* 1972’

the producers tell them to stop bringing snacks but fans of the show love it

sometimes they’ll shoot a mini mukbang video

SPICY, BARBECUE POTATO FRIES | Mukbang at the Waverly Hills Asylum’

hinata: *looking up how to do a seance on wikihow* it says we gotta offer some food for the spirit

kageyama: *spills the doritos he was eating on the table

*after 20 minutes*

kageyama: fuck this

hinata: *starts eating the doritos*

producer: …

the ghosts: ………………the, audacity

tsukishima and yamaguchi

pretty much a ryan and shane duo right here

yamaguchi: we’ll be visiting this place as part of our ongoing investigation on the question, are ghosts real?

tsukishima: *shakes head*

yamaguchi just wants to see the look of fear in tsukishima’s eyes at least once

yamaguchi: *hears a random thump sound* fUCk tSuKkI a gHoSt!!!

tsukishima: *sees a chair being tossed across the room* huh, the wind is pretty strong today

he likes to stick his head into attics to scare yamaguchi

yamaguchi always carries a water gun full of holy water

yamaguchi: i have holy water with me and i’m not afraid to use it! but i’m also sorry you had to die such a horrible death i hope you find peace soon

tsukishima: *walks into a basement that is supposedly a portal to hell* fuckin’ take me already

so many 'yamaguchi being an angel and tsukishima being a demon for 10 mins’ video compilations 

daichi and sugawara

a very chaotic buzzfeed unsolved duo

suga, who is satan’s child himself, and daichi, who needs a raise

daichi: hello everyone! this is daichi,

sugawara: and suga

daichi: and you’re watching…

sugawara: jackass!!

daichi:…buzz…buzzfeed unsolved??

daichi started out being afraid of almost every place he had to walk into but after having to deal with the chaotic mess that is suga for an entire season, he no longer Feels Fear

this is because suga will deadass film a tiktok dance video no matter where he is

daichi: suga, someone was literally axe-murdered there

suga: *dancing along to ‘I’m a Savage’ or whatever that tiktok song is called*

daichi: *at cameraman* do you see what i have to deal with every day?’

suga is only genuinely scared by ghosts when his followers point out that a ghost was caught on camera in one of his tiktok videos

suga: *watching the video*

that was the end of suga’s tiktok career

tanaka and nishinoya:

another bunch of loud bois but they are much louder than kageyama and hinata

they’re very much into proving the existence of cryptids and are most known for that episode they spent hunting bigfoot by dressing up to look like bigfoot

tanaka: ‘you know that thing they do in cartoons where they stack on top of each other under a coat so they look like just one big guy?’

nishinoya: ‘ryuu i love you so fucking much’

other guy there who is also trying to catch bigfoot: oMg ItS bIgFooT *takes picture with the blurriest camera he could find*

both of them are very committed in their investigation of the supernatural and they’re very unconventional approaches

nishinoya: *lying on the ground in a creepy basement* EAT MY HEART DEMONS! WE’LL PUT THE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE!

tanaka: *takes out a spirit board* *spells out O-M-A-E  W-A  M-O  S-H-I-N-D-E-I-R-U*

ghost: *spells out N-A-N-I*

tanaka and nishinoya: *screaming*

kuroo and kenma: 

kuroo deadass flirts with any ghost or demon they encounter and kenma would sleep over in a haunted asylum for ten bucks

kuroo: *sidles up to the infamous annabelle doll* hey there little lady, what’s a pretty thing like you doing in a locked, glass case with a ‘don’t touch’ sign like this?

kenma: kuroo, there’s a demon inside her

kuroo: well, i’m a bit of a demon myself

kenma: she attempted to choke a guy in his sleep

kuroo: oooh, choking. i can get behind that…

kenma: *looks at camera*

the demon in annabelle: d-daddy??

“kuroo flirting with demons and kenma looking at the camera for 5 minutes”

kuroo’s actually a huge fucking scaredy cat and kenma secretly tries to push him over the edge

kenma: *plays computer-generated screams of the damned on his phone*

kuroo: WHAT WAS THAT?

kenma: …I didn’t hear anything *looks at the camera as if he was on the office and plays the sound again*

kuroo: i was too scared to close my eyes last night

kenma: i was actually able to catch a bunch of pokemon last night. who knew the winchester mansion is such a hotspot

producer: did you catch any evidence of ghosts?

kenma: …i caught a gastly

bokuto and akaashi:

bokuto is a die-hard mothman fan and akaashi is emotionally involved in proving that ghosts exist he will stop at nothing

akaashi: all of the evidence on the shadow figures and orbs spotted in this place can only suggest one thing…

bokuto: mothman did it

akaashi: no

bokuto: yes

akaashi: mothman is literally five states away

bokuto: he has wings

during their individual investigations, akaashi has already foreseen how bokuto is going to react

producer: it’s been quiet for a while. do you think bokuto’s no longer scared?

akaashi: oh no. he should be screaming right about now…

bokuto, inside the haunted house: *screams and waves his flashlight around*

akaashi:  and then he’s gonna call for help

bokuto: AKAAAAAASHIIIIIIIIII

*few hours later*

bokuto: i saw my life flash before my eyes in there

akaashi: *muttering incoherently near his ‘evidence wall’ full of blurry pictures and red string*

bokuto: i must’ve stared into the abyss at one point

akaashi: this place is fucking haunted. can i go back? it’s for sale right?

ushijima and tendou:

ushijima’s knowledge of ghosts is based on hollywood movies and tendou has exorcised places just by vibing

ushijima: *brings out a pottery wheel* if there are any ghosts in here, you know what to do

he’s actually never watched Ghost he just knows That One Scene

tendou: *naruto-running through the goatman bridge with a go-pro strapped to his head* IT’S MY BRIDGE GOATMAN, IT’S MY BRIDGE!!!

the Goatman Himself: i’ve never felt so fucking scared in my entire fucking life

ushijima believes that chanting in latin will Summon the Ghosts and tendou takes full advantage of that

tendou: *handing ushijima a slip of paper* here, apparently this will summon a full-bodied apparition

ushijima: thanks *begins chanting*

producer, interviewing tendou to the side: okay, what did you make him read this time?

tendou: i typed out ‘let me eat your ass’ in latin on google translate and went from there

cameraman: *zooms in on ushijima chanting*

the ghost haunting the castle: *is confused in French*

in the end neither of them get evidence on ghosts

ushijima: well, we’ll have better luck next time

tendou: maybe even revisit this place ?

the ghosts: i know i’m dead but this is the first time i’ve been scared for my life

[EDIT: for more buzzfeed unsolved au content written by me, check out The Search for the Mysterious Mothman, a headcanon set feat. bokuaka]