- Beauty And Megara

📜 - Beauty and Megara

megara: *kicks the door down looking panicked* beauty: what did you do ? megara: nobody died. beauty: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT ?!

i’ll be sending in memes to people after work! i have an hour and a half left but maaaaaybe i can leave early bc i got all my stuff done lol

feel free to change any pronouns, etc. || may contain some nsfw! || PART TWO HERE.

"Tonight is the fucking night, okay?"

"We are getting in the puss and we are gettin' wet."

"Nobody's gonna wanna fuck me this year just like nobody wanted to fuck me last year or the year before."

"And just what would I say?"

"They could've broken up, you never know."

"I'm not doing that with [Name], y'know what I mean?"

"I'm playing the long game with [Name], okay?"

"What the fuck happened to her?"

"That made me so sad."

"I don't need this negative, really sad attitude, please."

"What the fuck are you wearing?"

"It's really not too late to turn around, y'know?"

"I think you wanna be here."

"Where'd you get that idea?"

"What are you guys doing here?"

"What happened to your arm?"

"Oh my God, she ate shit is what happened."

"Oh my God, what did you do?"

"I don't wanna say it, but we're fucked."

"I'm done trying to sow my damn oats."

"Because he's gay and fearless, he'll probably fuck me without protection!"

"Everybody knows he's fucking fruity!"

"I don't wanna live like that."

"Why do you always have to flirt with other women?"

"You're attacking me and it's giving me a migraine."

"You can't tell me what to do!"

"I'm sorry that I looked at [Name], and lightly grazed her left tit, alright?"

"Don't talk to me you ugly bitch."

"I do not talk to girls in overalls."

"You're being really mean right now."

"You have to understand that this was a misunderstanding."

"I hate to break it to you, but we are pretty big losers."

"No, I don't wanna do that."

"What's the problem?"

"I know how to take a punch."

"I just wanted to say, thank you so much for last night."

"Maybe this would be a great way to take your mind off of stuff."

"My dad left me and I'm incredibly punctual."

"I don't know about this shit."

"Stop smiling; I'm kicking your ass!"

"All women are hot to me."

"I don't know how that's really been sitting with me, y'know?"

"I feel like I kinda killed the vibe."

"I've never really, I guess, said that to anyone before."

"You're really, really brave."

"There's something you maybe should know..."

"Well, I wasn't going to do it, but this is the last straw..."

"Are you having sex with [Name]?"

"[Name], you look so beautiful."

"I can't answer that question because I don't know how to read."

"I'm gonna fuck up some footballers and I'm buying a gun."

"Okay, well, don't get distracted because we could be fined like $2 for this, so..."

"Thought you might want some company."

"I mean, I think it's for the best..."

"I do kinda miss when he would touch my hair..."

"I wanted to tell you this before, but...I really appreciate you fighting and speaking loudly at my boyfriend."

"I really value when people use violence and raise their voices for me."

"It's actually one of my love languages."

"I know everything is, like, really fucked up, and you still probably miss [Name], which I get, but I just think you deserve way better, [Name]."

"Great, what're we supposed to do now?"

❛ i ain't afraid'a you . ❜ - for ... any of your ocs ?

          “ hey,  relax, ”  miguel  said,  hands  risen  up  in  front  of  him.  he  hated  to  think  that  he’d  come  all  the  way  to  the  americas  to  end  up  dead  before  he  could  truly  live  the  ‘american  dream’.  maybe  it  wasn’t  smart  to  tell  a  man  with  a  gun  to  relax  either,  but  he  digressed.

“ i  don’t  mean  you  no  harm, ”  he  continued,  once  tired  ( and  now  wide  with  anxiety )  eyes  glanced  down  at  the  blood  on  the  man’s  leg.  “ i’m  a  doctor;  i  was  gonna  offer  to  patch  you  up. ”  perhaps  he  was  too  naive  for  his  own  good,  but  miguel  just  wanted  to  help  people—even  if  that  resulted  in  being  held  at  gunpoint,  apparently.

been thinkin about adding my beloved husband charles (from r/dr2) to my roster bc i love him sm and never see anyone writing him lol

📜 clem & louis & violet :>

louis: WHY.  why  did  you  give  violet  a  KNIFE ?! clem:  i’m  sorry.  she  said  she  felt  unsafe. louis:  now  I  feel  unsafe ! clem:  i’m  sorry. clem:  ...  would  you  like  a  knife ?