Le Qualite Est Mal...

le qualite est mal...

maybe next time?

okay..so , some time ago I had read this specific hero x villain prompt that I absolutely loved.IT. sadly,i can't find it now. it did have these words in it tho:

You took off like a bat outta hell right after. ... I have a fluff prompt for you! The hero has been

if anyone finds this lovely post and has a link to the same please share it with me in the comments.

thanks!

Short Prompt #421

The villain groaned as they were awoken from their slumber, the light of their phone brightening up the room. They reached over towards the nightstand, grumbling, and then squinted as they looked down at the tiny screen.

Someone was calling them.

Villain heaved out a sigh and answered. “If this is an ad, I’m finding your address and then gutting you-”

“V-Villain!” - the hero’s voice called from the other end of the line, the distress in their voice making the criminal snap to attention and sit up.

“Hero?” - the villain asked incredulously. How the hell had their nemesis gotten their number? “How-”

“P-Please, I need help!” - Hero begged in a frantic whisper, peaking the other’s interest.

“Oh? My help?” - Villain leaned back against the headboard, a grin beginning to appear on their face. “What do I-”

“I’ll owe you three favors!” - the hero promised in a panic, unknowingly making their nemesis’s eyes blow wide.

“Three-?!”

“Just please, open up a portal near me so I can get out of here!”

“Ah- Where are you?” - the criminal said in a now equally hurried tone. Their question was swiftly followed by a ping from their phone.

“I sent you coordinates!” - Hero said. “Now, please, help. Please, pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease- WOAH-!”

The hero cried out in surprise as a portal suddenly opened up directly below them and sent them flying through and into the villain’s bedroom. The portal quickly closed behind them before anything could follow after them.

Villain now stood above them with their arms crossed and a raised eyebrow, clearly demanding an explanation. Hero gulped. Here goes nothing.

I'm wondering if there's some form of encryption system that could be used to find out if 136649 is actually a coded version of his actual name. I know that the simple a=1 wouldn't work for anything that makes sense. I wonder if there's one what would.

I’m gonna do some digging around to look into it. I love coded messages, as you can probably tell by my old posts on the order of Undertaker’s lockets on the chain….

I mean, he might be the 136649th suicide in the human realm; it could be as simple as that. But I’m curious how she decided upon that number.

I'm ready to leave this messed up world and jump into fantasy land. Who's with me?

Kuro Number Puns

Japanese people are huge fans of number puns (語呂合わせ Goroawase), and Yana is no exception.

The 96422 on Bard’s hat in Japanese can in fact be read as ‘Kuroshitsuji’

9 ku - 6 ro - 4 shi - 2 tsu (two) - 2 ji

I really am wondering whether there’s a meaning behind Undertaker’s ‘Death ID’ [136649] as mentioned in Kuro chapter 149.

SO LET’S BREAK IT DOWN !! (Disclaimer: Reaching will happen, must be taken with a variety of amount of salt.)

136649

1 i - 3 mi - 6 mu - 6 ro - 4 shi - 9 kyuu 忌み室支給 Taboo Chamber Supply (Erm…)

1 hi - 3 zan - 6 mu - 6 mu - 4 yo - 9 ku 秘残務無欲 Secret Unavaricious Remaining Business (Sounds kinda gallant??)

1 i - 3 san - 6 mu - 6 ro - 4 shi - 9 kyuu 胃酸室子宮 Stomach Acid Chamber Uterus (What even…?)

1 i - 3 mi - 6 mu (nashi) - 6 mu - 4 shi - 9 ku 意味無無私苦 Meaningless Selfless Suffering (Slightly more likely…)

1 i - 3 san - 6 mu - 6 ro - 4 yo - 9 kkyuu 違算室欲求　Desire for Room for Miscalculation (Nah. That’d be my Death ID. Trust me, I need some)

1 hi - 3 san - 6 roku - 6 ro - 4 yo - 9 kkyuu 悲惨轆轤欲求 Desire for a Disastrous Potter’s Wheel (Oh, definitely.)

Okay, I went too far… Someone, stop me (；-人-；)