"I'm Heavy." Luka Says Chuckling As Lucy Pulls Him Over, Tumbling Into The Plush Sofa. Lucy Groans."It's

"I'm heavy." Luka says chuckling as Lucy pulls him over, tumbling into the plush sofa. Lucy groans."It's alright, You're warm and I'm dead tired to move right now."

The fact that I can still tell who all the lil stick figures are amuses me immensely for some reason.

Here, have these lil doodles of all of them in the low effort stick figures!

if i didn't have this on my dashboard, my blog would be useless.

𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬

you and him are bored and decide to start passing notes in class— when you’re caught and asked to read them in front of the class, you eat the note to avoid having to do it.

author’s note : who doesn’t love making a good shitpost once in a while?

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hey, I don't know if requests are open "or if you actually order", but as I'm adventurous and I like to test my luck, I'd like to ask if you do/would make headcanons of Grell with a "twin brother" of Sebastian, I think that would be fun

Hello there lil mage! I do in fact take requests and review headcanons.

My masterlist is under editing so the request status isn’t seen(sorry for that!). 

P.S: I usually use female pronouns for Grell as Yana-san does. I hope that's alright.

Since I was in an amazing mood, I wrote a scenario for their first meeting. 

This was really interesting to write by the way!

Now onto your ask, Grell with Sebastian's twin as her S.O

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Assassin and Scythe {Headcanon}

It was always a blessed day whenever Grell could meet her devilish crush.

The bespeckled reaper had just finished her workload for the day when she heard a familiar voice from the bakery  below her. Inquisitive she landed near the person, dressed in a freshly pressed maroon suit and raven hair.

The man turned to find her standing behind him. Our flamboyant redhead pounces on the gentleman, paying no heed to the bread in his hand. “Oh SEBAS-CHAN!! You look so dashing in red! Are you finally admitting your feelings towards me?!” She lets out a small squeal whilst hugging him.

The man’s voice, much softer than Sebastian's usual tone, made her move away from him. “Do I know you Sir?” Her eyes widened at the figure before her. “How could you forget me! ”

She places a hand on her chest whilst dramatically leaning backward. “To forget a lady such as myself.. It’s just unbearably cold. However that makes me so very very hot.” Stumped at her confession, the ravenette blinks a few times as he registers his mistake.

  “My sincere apologies milady.Let me…” His eyes wander the streets and settle on a cafe.“treat you to a cup of coffee? ” 

Grell excitedly agrees,taking note of his change in addressing her and his attitude.

After they seat themselves a waiter comes to take their orders.The duo make small talk with Grell mainly speaking and the other listening intently.

As she begins to state Sebastian and her meetings and interactions the twin smiles, realising that she has mistaken him for his brother.

“How wonderful!”he exclaims.” You must be the attractive lady my brother often mentions meeting.”

“your brother?” she questions, a blush rising to her cheeks.

“Oh! Such impoliteness on my part. I am Sabius Alacritas Michaelis, Sebastian is my younger twin.” He flashes Grell a charming smile, taking her hand and kissing the back of it.

Grell makes an attempt to talk that goes in vain, the heat caused due to Sabius’ words never leaving her face.

“I apologise for my brother’s behaviour. I may have pampered him a little too much.” Sabius reminisces about his time with his younger twin.

When Grell recovers from her initial shock she asks Sabius, “Why didn’t you correct my misunderstanding while I rambled?”

He replies smoothly, “ It is abundantly rude to interrupt a beautiful lady while she speaks.”

That day was an interesting turn for the two of them. They had multiple rendezvous following their first meeting, with both taking an equal interest in each other. Sometimes the duo would meet up after her work time or Grell would come to meet Sabius at his workplace in the secret society HQ.

The sniper demon and the crimson reaper, they make quite the pair.

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How some changes occur in other characters lives due to their relationship:-

->The most shock would be faced by Sebastian. Though knew that his brother was different from him, little did he expect his twin to develop feelings for a reaper no less. However Sebastian is extremely supportive of his older brother and Grell’s relationship, partly happy to have Grell off of his back.

-> Another candidate that would have major disturbance would be William. Grell’s sudden shift from constant gushing of the demon Phantomhive butler to that of his angelic twin ate away at both his peace and working hours.

The most comedic part was when Grell announced her relation ship with the demon twin and started bringing him over to the reapers head quarters. William had given up on his sanity with his coworker singing praises about her lover throughout his day.

Subtle things in physical affection:

->Sabius gives Grell a lot of kisses in general. Whenever he sees her  waiting for him diligently or after her having a stressful day, he just kisses her gently and holds her basking in her warmth.

->There is bound to be plenty of  cooking sessions between them because Sabius is the one who taught Sebastian to cook human food.(mainly pastries)

->Grell does not know personal space. Sabius faces surprise hugs and countless loving words as soon as he comes within her radar.

 -> Apt to her personality Grell loves making teasing comments at her crush, Sabius, who returns the favour with more flirty lines making her an embarrassed mess.

->There will be quite a number of inside jokes that they pass while de-stressing in their home. Sabius massaging Grell’s hair as she sits beside him. It was quite an adorable scene that William has walked into.

Dates:-

->Cue for sniper dates:-

Grell gets to exercise her skills and Sabius gets a scrumptious meal… 

->Shopping dates:

Grell needs to get colour coordinated outfits for her significant other. 

->makeup dates or pastry shop dates:

Depending on who needs more cheering up that week, the date could lean to either of their favourite activities.

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this but with ike like,..

Yuu, holding a snake: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what should I name it?

Deuce: YOU WHAT??

Ace: William Snakespear.

Hello ! Could we have The undertaker's reaction or a scenario at being asked for a dance from a lovely lady at a Phantomhive ball ?

You stared at the enigmatic man who stood across the room. He sure was strange, wearing a black robe to a lavish ball like this? How interesting this man was. For some reason unknown to you, you were drawn to him. You wanted to know who he was, where he came from, what he did, you wanted to know him.

You made your way towards him.

"Excuse me, sir" you tapped his shoulder to get his attention, which was given to you immediately.

"What can I do for you, my lady?" the mortician asked, grinning creepily. But you did not mind.

"I was wondering...if you would like a dance?" you asked shyly. The Undertaker froze, he was not expecting that.

"Wouldn't it be strange for a mere mortician like me to dance with a beautiful noble lady?" he laughed. Of course it would. You were dressed in a beautiful well-decorated gown, it would look unusual if you danced with a scary mortician dressed in dark robes. But you didn't care, you were fascinated by him, and no other human present interested you.

"So, have I been rejected?" you ask innocently. The undertaker laughed once more, and you smiled. His laugh sounded nice too. "Of course not, my lady." he paused to let out a laugh once more. "I cannot reject the opportunity such a beautiful lady." Undertaker offered you his hand, which you gladly took.

"But I must warn you, I do not dance well at all," he spoke. "That's alright, you can just follow my steps." you said as you led him to the dance floor. You began to waltz, he wrapped an arm around your waist while you kept a hand on his shoulder.

You soon found out that your partner was a liar. He danced relatively better than the other noblemen present there. "My lady, might I know why you chose me as your dance when there are so many better nobles present here?" he asked.

To be honest, even you did not know why. For some peculiar reason, you were drawn to him, he fascinated you.

"I....uh....found you kind of intriguing." you reply nervously. Undertaker laughed once more, making you feel embarrassed by your answer. "Intriguing? I must say, my lady, that you are quite a hilarious woman." he said between laughs. "Will I gain the pleasure of learning the name of this lady who finds me interesting?" he teases, fueling your embarrassment.

"It's (Y/n)," you reply. "And what is yours, good sir?" you ask him, curious to know more about this mysterious man. The man pulled you closer to him, and said, "You may call me Undertaker." Quite unsatisfied that you did not get his name, but his profession instead you frowned.

"Is that your true name?" you ask, frowning. The music comes to a halt, signaling the end of the dance. Yet none of your hands move from each other. He laughs, "Of course not, dove." he let's go of your waist, but his hands lock with yours. "What is your real name then?" you ask. It wasn't fair that you had given him your real name and he hadn't.

The mortician pauses for a while, before kissing your hand and saying, "Perhaps, I will reveal it to you if you visit me at the funeral parlour one day."