Ikemen Brainrot..

ikemen brainrot..

small shitpost i threw together and forgot to share here lmao enjoy

i found this in my archive>_<!

Hi! So, I recently found a playlist called "Slow Dancing with Lucifer after you come back to the Devildom." It was so sweet, it made me tear up. I imagined it either in the empty ballroom of the castle, or the music room of the House of Lamentation. Any way, I don't really have too much experience with dancing, especially slow dancing, besides my high school prom lmao. I'm sure Lucifer knows the waltz, and several other elegant ball room dances.. I was wondering if I could request a soft piece of Lucifer teaching MC how to dance?

Lucifer's heart beats slowly when you're around.

It's a mystery as to how the demon hasn't got a heart attack from bearing and witnessing the shenanigans of his brothers. Maybe he's got used to the pranks, that all he does is sigh and dole out punishment.

Such is his life, not a moment of peace amidst the chaos.

But when you're with him, its different.

"That's not the correct position, love."

You pout at him from his chest, inflating your cheeks and furrowing your eyebrows as you glare in mock annoyance at the demon, and Lucifer chuckles—the slow, deep sound that you get to hear on late-night phonecalls and intimate moments like these.

"But your chest is much, much better." You retort, intertwining your right hand with his left one, which is finally bare of any gloves to reveal the skin beneath.

It is during such moments that the demon lets his guard down, removes the gloves and lets himself indulge.

"Are you going to step on my heart now like you did thrice on my feet?"

Heat rises to your cheeks as you struggle to compose yourself. You've indeed stepped on his feet thrice as Lucifer taught you the waltz: a dance that he was skilled in, given that he likes the arts.

And you, of course, because you are the only one Lucifer will let step on his heart.

"It was a mistake!" You squawk, gripping his arm tighter as Lucifer takes a planned step and you barely manage to avoid stepping on his feet again.

When you look up at the smug demon, you see a grin on his face.

He pulls you closer, the hand on your back an effective way to do so. "But practice makes perfect, doesn't it?"

You smile, already knowing what your demon is up to, and let him guide your movements as you speak.

"Well, then I'll require many more lessons from such a capable teacher as you, won't I?"

Lucifer clicks his tongue, and you can see the devilish smirk as you move in tandem with the music. "Oh, you certainly will."

When you rest your head on his chest again, tightening your grip on his hand as you savour this moment, you can feel the demon unwind, the steady beating of his heart calming you even further as you close your eyes.

You feel the thumping of his heart and the feel of his fingers intertwine with yours. You see a demon who bears many burdens, and yet doesn't share them. You see your Morningstar shine in the darkness, you see Lucifer.

Lucifer, who now smiles warmly at your peaceful form, and presses a kiss to your head as he holds your hand tighter, as the both of you savour this moment, where all you know is each other and the music from the vinyl record.

I love comparing book Thorin and to movie Thorin especially when they first meet Bilbo and book Thorin lands flat on his face being crushed by Bifur, Bofur and Bombur, pulls out a beautiful harp that he’s been carrying the whole time to the shire and even after they leave the shire, gives compliments to Bilbo about being a generous host and talks about the hair on his feet and movie Thorin just saunters in looking like a sexy mysterious man in the night ready to whisk away poor Bilbo but his brain wasn’t working quick enough to keep up with the charade and insults Bilbo instead.

And I love both of them and would love it if they both met and thought the other version was a complete moron.

Early morning kisses with sebastian/undertaker

Sebastian Michaelis

“Wake up, (Y/n)”

Sebastian cruelly pulls open the curtains to let some sunlight in, making you squint your already shut eyes.

“Sebastian!” You whine, and he proceeds to pull away your blankets too. What a wonderful way to wake your lover. “Wake up, you have work to do.”

With a sigh, you angrily sit up, rubbing your eyes to clear your vision. Sebastian did not show the slightest bit of remorse for ruining your morning. “Good morning.” He wishes you with a smile, as if he had done nothing wrong. “Bad morning.” You grumble in annoyance.

Sebastian chuckles and offers you his hand, helping you to get out of bed. You accept his offer with a pout on your face.

“It appears that I have ruined your mood, dear.” he says, not letting go of your hands. “You certainly have.” you let him know. “I will have to fix it then.”

He pulls you closer by your arms, bending down to capture your lips with his. Your eyes flutter shut at the sensation of his warm lips moving slowly against yours, and you return his gesture, losing yourself in the kiss.

You part from him for some air, a smile forming on your lips.

“Good morning.” he greets you again.

“Good morning to you too.” you reply, smiling and pecking his lips.

Undertaker

You open your eyes slowly, trying to adjust your eyes to the bright sunlight in the room. As soon as you did so, you were greeted by the sight of the beautiful reaper beside you, looking at you with a smile on his face.

“Good morning, beautiful.” he greets you. A smile makes its way on your face as you let your hand reach his face and caress his cheek. “Good morning.” You say, your thumb tracing the scar on his face softly.

”Did you sleep well?” he asks, his hands finding yours and holding it. “Mhmm” you reply, lazily leaning towards him to kiss his nose. Your actions earn a small laugh from him. “Let’s stay in bed all day.” you suggested, wrapping your arms around his waist as you snuggled into him.

“Sounds good.” he replied, cupping your cheeks and leaning in to give you a soft peck on the lips. You smiled and snuggled closer into his chest. The two of you just stayed in bed, enjoying in each others’ embrace.

I’m tired of people acting like Zhongli is a serious and chill guy who would never cause problems on purpose as if he isn’t one of the biggest menaces out of the Seven. He used to throw mountains at Venti for annoying him. He, the god of history, starts fights among historians for shits and giggles. He tried to gaslight the Traveler into thinking he was totally not at the Chasm guys really Aether/Lumine you must be seeing things maybe you should go see Baizhu. When Qiqi wanted “Cocogoat” milk he was like “Oh yeah sure totally let’s go look for it” knowing damn well it was a wild goose chase. He made the Traveler sing to a flower and then was like “Oh would you look at that” when a Whooperflower jumped out to maul them. I love him. He’s like a cat pushing things off the counter to see how people react. I would pay to see him interact directly with Neuvillette because I know for a fact he’d get on that man’s nerves and argue about water tasting just to feel something. Furina used freedom from godhood to take a nap and Zhongli used it to give psychic damage to anyone who talks to him longer than 5 minutes. Iconic.