Idk How My Mom Literally Saw Me Kissing A Girl And Still Think I'm Straight Like Mom??? I Legit Just

idk how my mom literally saw me kissing a girl and still think i'm straight like— mom??? i legit just came out to you last week??? wdym???

"oh you know how girls are, they're very close to their best girlfriends"

oh i wish, that pretty girl was my girlfriend in a very non-platonic way 😭

live, love, lesbyler 💖

this is reminding of this plot i'm writing right now

sleeping beauty 🤚 (only true love's kiss will wake her up)

For lesbyler, Michelle practiced on how to walk, jump, and run in high heels because the first time she wore them her legs were wobbly like newborn baby deer legs and she stayed struggling. Willow, on the other hand, never goes past kitten heels and would rather just wear flats for formal events.

Michelle would have Willow time her, making obstacle courses out of pillows and stuff so she can truly get used to wearing high heels no matter how many inches and Karen/Nancy are confused as to why Michelle is training like she's going to be chased at night after leaving a house party or club or something

Lucille and Devin have no problems wearing heels, but did not expect Michelle to be so obsessed with conquering them while Willow is fine demoting herself to gym shoes only

the "how many lights do you keep on when you're going to bed" poll responses are going to drive me insane so here's a fresh new poll

Idk brain rot is consuming me… here have this ig