HELP MEEEEEEEEE IM DISINTEGRATING PLEASEEEEE

HELP MEEEEEEEEE IM DISINTEGRATING PLEASEEEEE 😭😭😭😭

ryusei :33

shidou.

Dw gang I found a car 🥶🥶🥶

I think im not finding anyone 😞😞😞

(SEND HELP)

-> The very first formation for a match:

Top row (L -> R) @pinkinsect, @galaxynajma, @blue-thief, @satosuguhastakenovermylife, @asarajaa, @cyberbluee

Bottom row (L -> R) @bueris, @luvingshidou, @someprettyname, @getosugurusbangs, @riririnnnn

The formation is said to be so powerful that the average number of goals are 47 per match.

-> On duty:

The beloved coach, @marcsnuffy being interviewed by the prestigious reporter, @soleilonthesun. The interview has 90B+ views in all the platforms combined.

-> Pose, Pose:

( L -> R) @bueris and @riririnnnn posing for Mama @someprettyname and Mama @hooudie212. The twins are said to be the role model for every child who dreams to be a midfielder one day.

-> Slay:

@satosuguhastakenovermylife being glam as always. Legends says that she isn't a full-time model 'cause she wants to remain humble despite the humongous amount of glam-ness that oozes out of her pores 24/7.

-> Orbiting:

@luvingshidou making headlines for being the first member of Girlfriend FC to have stepped outside of earth. Rumours says she is trying to recruit a member from outer space.

-> STRENGTH:

@getosugurusbangs showing what's the real power of a Girlfriend FC member. Sources say that the least trained member of Girlfriend FC can bench press 900 lbs (400+ kg).

-> Ore wa Striker da!:

@blue-thief showing the world what a fabulous bicycle kick is. His range is 700 meters with a precision of 99.9999999%. Sadly, he is banned from doing this in an official match because it burns away the goal net. Insiders say that he was the one who taught @luvingshidou how to do a beautiful bicycle kick.

-> Meow:

A kitten rescued by @galaxynajma. She found him in a dumpster. He comes to cheer her for matches. Very spoiled and doesn't eat until spoonfed by someone.

That's it for now!

(Sorry to those who weren't included in this one. I haven't interacted with everyone, so maybe next time!)

NOOO WTAF...

😬😬😬😬

Why tf is Elon musk tweeting about the IRA fuck you know about the IRA

weird ass mf

The space is a vast place, isn't it?

So, isn't it a bad idea to venture alone in such a scary place?

You never know what lurks in the darkness after all.

You never know what is brooding in the silence of the space.

You never know what may happen..

..if

..you

..aren't

..careful

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@luvingshidou has vanished.

Last seen in the cislunar space.

The culprit seems to have left a note again:

Girlfriend FC members are advised to stay alert.

The next target can be anyone.

WHY IS ALWAYS ME BRO😞😞😞 I cannot HAVE A BREAK 🤧🤧🤧

Uhm bye bitches— 👋👋👋🫡🫡🫡

(RUN WHILE U STILL CAN YALL)

Wait—

The aliens are saying something—

'I– I am a striker' ...

WHATTTTTT

How’s space? Seeing anything interesting

It WAS till I got kidnapped (pls come find me yall)

But......

I met the ugly ass alien

He tried to steal my helmet so I beat is ass black and blue

Then I met his fuck ugly family & they tried to kidnap me

SOOOOI I beat there ass too💗💗💗😇😇😇

(ANWAYS COME GET ME PLSS)