Hows Space? Seeing Anything Interesting

How’s space? Seeing anything interesting

It WAS till I got kidnapped (pls come find me yall)

But......

I met the ugly ass alien

He tried to steal my helmet so I beat is ass black and blue

Then I met his fuck ugly family & they tried to kidnap me

SOOOOI I beat there ass too💗💗💗😇😇😇

(ANWAYS COME GET ME PLSS)

Why tf is Elon musk tweeting about the IRA fuck you know about the IRA

weird ass mf

Dw gang I found a car 🥶🥶🥶

I think im not finding anyone 😞😞😞

(SEND HELP)

-> The very first formation for a match:

Top row (L -> R) @pinkinsect, @galaxynajma, @blue-thief, @satosuguhastakenovermylife, @asarajaa, @cyberbluee

Bottom row (L -> R) @bueris, @luvingshidou, @someprettyname, @getosugurusbangs, @riririnnnn

The formation is said to be so powerful that the average number of goals are 47 per match.

-> On duty:

The beloved coach, @marcsnuffy being interviewed by the prestigious reporter, @soleilonthesun. The interview has 90B+ views in all the platforms combined.

-> Pose, Pose:

( L -> R) @bueris and @riririnnnn posing for Mama @someprettyname and Mama @hooudie212. The twins are said to be the role model for every child who dreams to be a midfielder one day.

-> Slay:

@satosuguhastakenovermylife being glam as always. Legends says that she isn't a full-time model 'cause she wants to remain humble despite the humongous amount of glam-ness that oozes out of her pores 24/7.

-> Orbiting:

@luvingshidou making headlines for being the first member of Girlfriend FC to have stepped outside of earth. Rumours says she is trying to recruit a member from outer space.

-> STRENGTH:

@getosugurusbangs showing what's the real power of a Girlfriend FC member. Sources say that the least trained member of Girlfriend FC can bench press 900 lbs (400+ kg).

-> Ore wa Striker da!:

@blue-thief showing the world what a fabulous bicycle kick is. His range is 700 meters with a precision of 99.9999999%. Sadly, he is banned from doing this in an official match because it burns away the goal net. Insiders say that he was the one who taught @luvingshidou how to do a beautiful bicycle kick.

-> Meow:

A kitten rescued by @galaxynajma. She found him in a dumpster. He comes to cheer her for matches. Very spoiled and doesn't eat until spoonfed by someone.

That's it for now!

(Sorry to those who weren't included in this one. I haven't interacted with everyone, so maybe next time!)

HEHEHHEEHE THANK YOU POOKIE 💗💗💗🫶🫶🫶

Pookie perhaps could you be inclined in making a dedicated texting post for my crazy husband shidou 🤓🤓☝️☝️ (I love ur work btw 💗💗🫶🫶)

Shidou dedicated post 🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️

Also tysm😍🙏🙏

No because I love shidou insanely much LIKE INSANELY MUCH LIKE ITS ACTUALLY CRAZY HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM 😭😭🙏🙏

I think I might be crazy 🤑🤑🤑🤑😇😇😇☝️☝️☝️