Flirting Is So Weird Wtf Hate It 0/10 I Wouldn't Recommend It.

flirting is so weird wtf hate it 0/10 i wouldn't recommend it.

yes im going late on the requests again im getting stressed sorry i'll make it worth it.

DODGE MASON HEADCANONS !!

i don't think i will ever get over andrew dodge mason. like,,, he is just such a realistic, well-portrayed character, and i- i just love him a lot, okay? and i also believe mike had the opportunity to mirror himself on dodge and that makes the character even better. he could have been a plain, boring someone but he is actually interesting in so many levels. so, nobody requested this, but i needed it. so here are some of my dodge headcanons.

warnings: pretty sure there's swearing because it's me huh, there's also mentions of what happened with his dad.

• dodge has no social media

• that's actually canon but i thought it was important to reaffirm it

• really likes country music

• even though he is the kind of guy that doesn't really listen to music too often

• and when he does, he doesn't put it on full volume

• he appreciates his eardrums, thanks, not like most of us

• is very superstitious

• like VERY

• boy goes absolutely wild at signs of bad luck

• whistles a lot

• and always has a song stuck on his head

• problem is he can spend a whole week with the same song stuck on his head

• dayna hates him for it because she always ends up with the same song on her head

• when he was like really really little he was jealous of horses and didn't like them much

• you know, they always got his father's attention, and then dayna's

• he then learned to love them.

• oh he is an animal lover

• body positivity

• and respect boundaries

• he's so sweet

• really likes singing on the rain, and,,,

• and dayna and him used to watch it on a loop every time it rained during summer when they were little

• dodge has such a great relationship with her

• and with his family in general

• his dad was the most complicated one

• he has a bracelet that reads acab

• and under acab it puts "all cats are beautiful"

• dayna gave it to him

• doesn't really like cortez but,,

• doesn't like tea

• BESTEST MARKS AMD GRADES

• his coffee is *chef's kiss*

• kind of boy that pulled allnighters in order to study

• he very cynic. and does have a bit of a superiority complex because he thinks he has everyone at carp figured out

• he can admit his mistakes, though, which is important

• he beats himself up a lot

• like A LOT

• i mean he even blames himself about his dad,,, like what

• he probably lives in somewhat between denial and acceptance about dayna

• probably either believes in love at first sight or doesn't believe in true, genuine love at all

• dodge really likes philosophy and he always aced those exams

• i mean by my headcanons he actually aced all his tests but philosophy is probably his favorite subject

• has a lot of strong opinions on a lot of things but since he is so quiet and private,,,

• the kind to buy a small cottage or farm in the middle of nowhere and live there forever

• favorite color is black

• but he looks so good on that baby blue tee

• okay sorry that wasn't a headcanon

• likes rainy days so he can stay in his room and do nothing

• but also likes to stand in the rain and get absolutely soaked

• he did this a lot when he was a kid, his mother got soo mad.

• doesn't really watch any tv shows or anything

• i mean if they're on, okay, but he doesn't really spend time watching tv or shows

• probably reads a lot

• and works out regularly

• he drinks his coffee black

• dayna is sure he just drinks it that way to make it fit into his mysterious, tortured and tragic guy aesthetic,,,

• but he actually quite likes it

• when he was little dodge used to be scared of thunders and storms

• until one day his father told him "andy, there are storms because thor is angry. but thor is a fair avenger and god, do you really think he would hurt good people?"

• he stopped being afraid of storms in a heartbeat

• this gets me to,,, his father always called him by his first name

• either andrew or andy, mostly andy though.

• sometimes i think about transmasc dodge a lot.

• dislikes white chocolate

• looks like the kind of guy who is either allergic to peanuts or addicted to them

• dodge may have a bit of a cold entrance and welcome but he is rather sweet and fun to be with

• he is very witty

• and sarcasm is his second name at this point

• deep down he knows he wants to form a family with someone. he's a romantic dude

• oh, and yeah, he is very romantic

• with like small gestures mainly, and won't admit it, but he is a romantic partner

• would probably watch pride and prejudice a lot and denies he likes it

• and would roast the fuck out of mister darcy

• meanwhile still liking him.

• he'll forever be grateful to ray for stopping him of doing something crazy the day of the joust

• dodge is touch starved

• PROVE ME WRONG

• he also does this reassurance touch to himself, like, especially with a partner from time to time when he is zooming out to his loneliness, he would gently touch his partner in like, the hip, arm, hand, waist, wherever, to realize and acknowledge he is not alone

• PROVE ME WRONG x2

• please give this baby love

Marcus López Argüello: Stay away from Chico.

Words: 1019

Warnings: Mentions of killing, assassins and killers.

Edited?: no haha

Reader pronouns: not stated.

Summary: Y/N helps Marcus after Chico pour coke over his head on his first day at Kings Dominions.

Author's note: marcus my beloved <3. i just wanted to write it, even if it's short. request are open for all the characters listed on my fandoms list, please request! it is not mentioned the beginning of a relationship or anything but you could imagine it like that.

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Once you had gotten everything you needed, you closed your locker and continued to talk to one of your friends as the classes in Kings Dominions didn't start yet, for there were some minutes left. You were still rambling about your homework with your friend Cynthia when she grabbed you firmly by the shoulder and made you lean into her. At first you couldn't understand anything, but when your turned around to where Cynthia was looking, you did. 

Your friend had made you move in order to not get in Chico's way, like always angry but having someone to let his rage out to: the new kid. Marcus López Argüello, also known as the new kid, was probably the student who had build up a rep of his own faster in Kings Dominions' history. Basically killing all the kids at that boy's home was really something, wasn't it? You thought Marcus didn't have the kind of looks to be a killer of that status. But never judge a book by its cover, right?

Marcus must have been some big mouth dude, because Chico was an asshole, but he usually didn't wake up with the goal of showering with coke the first student he could find. Or maybe, that was all Maria's fault, which because of her reputation, it didn't feel so strange to you. Whatever it had really happened, Chico had thrown a coke over Marxus head, as you could see while Cynthia giggled next to you. 

"It's not funny, Cyn" you said, shaking your head, but there was a little smile growing on your lips as you glanced at a confused Marcus. 

The bell rang ordering the students to go to their classes, but you didn't move, not even reacting to Cynthia when she grabbed your arm, trying to drag you to class. You were still looking over at Marcus, standing in the middle of the hallway, watching all the other students rush to their classes. 

"Y/N, you're going to be late!" whispered Cynthia when you started to walk away from her and went towards Marcus. You turned your face to look at her, a sly smile on your lips "Then cover for me, would ya? It'll be some minutes"

Still walking confidently towards Marcus, you greeted Billy—who was the owner of the coke Chico had thrown over at Marcus—with your head when he went in your opposite direction, to go to class. Once you finally reached Marcus, you firmly took his hand and started dragging him through the empty hallway. 

"Who- What are you doing?" he asked, confusion almost visible around him, but not doing anything to stop you. 

"Come" you said, simply, not really answering his question. 

In silence, you guided Marcus to the boy's laboratory and closed the door once you two were inside. 

Letting go of his hand, you walked to one of the sinks, taking a quick glance at him through the mirror, before taking off your backpack and leaving it on the sink, carefully making sure it wouldn't get wet. 

"You know, you should take that jacket of yours off if you don't want it soaking up your shirt," you scoffed, amused, opening your backpack and trying to find that towel you always carried with you in case you had to take some blood off your uniform ", and another free to? Don't mess with Chico and stay away from Maria"

Marcus took his jacket off, and accepted the towel you gave him, but he didn't try to dry himself "Who are you?"

"Name's Y/N," you glanced at him while you zipped your backpack ", and you're Marcus, right?"

"Yeah"

"'Kay, Marcus, now put your head under the sink or you'll have coke on your hair forever"

He did what you told him, again, letting you help him so the water would get to all the places where the sticky drink was. 

Marcus did the drying by himself, first drying his hair with your towel and then the parts of his shirt that had been affected by the incident too. You watched him, crossing your arms, amused for some reason that was escaping him. 

"Why are you helping me?" he asked, handing you your towel back. 

"Keep it, maybe you'll need it again," you said, then chuckling to something he didn't find funny. "First days are always rough, especially if you're in an assassin's school. Thought might make it a bit easier"

Marcus nodded slowly, satisfied with your answer, and tucked the towel under his arm after he had put his jacket back on. 

"Why did you kill those kids?" 

He looked up at you quickly, like he had been horrified by your question. You didn't understand how he looked like that, maybe the question had caught him off guard, but he truly looked horrified. Could a killer of so many people be horrified by his body count? There was something off. 

"Well, you go straight to the point, don't you?" he scoffed, defensive, fierce look in his eyes. 

You raised your brows "Why wouldn't I? I mean, you truly are a monster if you did it for fun" 

"I didn't do it- for fun" Marcus said, a slow pause before the last two words. 

You stared at him, like you were trying to figure him out. Marcus was sure you wouldn't figure him out, you really needed more than two minutes with him to understand him. The staring contest was ended by you nodding, undescriptable expression on your face.

"Stay away from Chico, would you, Marcus boy?" you requested, moving towards the door. You patted his shoulder, stopping when you were next to him. You looked at him, directly into the eyes "You look like a fun dude, and I wouldn't like to see you dead before meeting ya, okay?"

Marcus turned around when you continued your way towards the door, stopping you with his words "Wait- Where are you going?" 

You giggled, shaking your head to his obliviousness "This is a school, lovie. We might not have basic maths as a subject, but we have class, you know?"

"Oh, right"

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hey! i was wondering if u could possibly write some dodge mason x reader with the reader being sick or something like that? if u want? if u don't is completely okay. thank u in advanced, have a nice day! :D

Author’s note: HELLOOOO thank you for your request ! This is my first request so yeahhh I don’t know if you meant hcs or a little story so I made a little story ! (I could do hcs on dodge if you want ! So yep hope you like it!) and I’m sooooo sorry I took so much time writing that I’m so so sorry <33

Possible TW: throwing up? I don’t really know

Pronouns: none

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You woke up this morning with a strong stomach ache, it was hurting so bad you thought it was maybe because of all the soda you drank yesterday, you could feel Dodge’s strong arm on your waist hugging it softly, you passed your night binge watching old cheesy movie and drank a lot of sodas and sweets. Then everything came at the same time you knew if you didn’t run to the toilet now you’d throw up everywhere in dodge’s room.

You got yo quickly and ran to the toilet, you had a big phobia of throwing up this made you panic even more and throw up on and on without a little break. You sat down near the toilet so if it came back again you could throw up. You were crying because of what happened you weren’t sad just a natural thing that happen when you throw up, suddenly you felt it again that tight knot it your throat and you immediately threw up in the toilet again it was even longer than the previous one, you felt gentle hands on your back, rubbing circles on it. It was Dodge you knew it since when one of you was leaving the bed the other one will notice very fast.

He grabbed your hair and made a ponytail with his hand so it wouldn’t get in your face while you were literally suffering. He was still rubbing circles on your back to comfort you and make sure he wasn’t leaving your side. You finished after a good 5 minutes Dodge helped you get up and brush you teeth.

« You’re feeling better babe? Do you need anything I can go to the groceries if you want. »

« No no don’t worry Dodge, I’m not really hungry but do you have medication for nausea and vomiting? »

« Yeah yeah sure I have that let me put you in bed then I’ll go search for that. »

You had your harm on his shoulders and one of his hand on your waist and the other one of your stomach to help you walk correctly. Once you arrived in his bed you curled yourself in the soft covers, you could smell Dodge scent it was so comforting to you.

« I’m going to take the medicine stay here okay ? » You nodded slowly you gave you a gentle tap on your arm.

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He immediately came back with a cup of water and the little pill in his down.

« Babe I have your medication. » you sat down, your back pressing on the wall behind you.

« Thanks you so much Dodge » you took the pill and the cup you had to put it in the water for it to dissolve.

« No problem » he said with a warm smile looking at your hair being everywhere you looked so cute to him.

The medication dissolved and you drank the white water, you never tasted a medication disgusting like that, the face you made was so funny to Dodge the giggle he made was so cute you were also laughing now.

“You’ll see one day it’s gonna be your turn and you’re not gonna laugh like that” you said jokingly with a smile.

“Yeah sure, but you know damn well you love me to much and if you laugh you’ll feel bad” he said bringing his face closer.

“Touché, yeah you’re right on that one.”

“I’m always right what do you mean “on that one” " he said lying down next to you.

“You need to go sleep you didn’t have enough.”

“Yeah probably.”

He placed a soft kiss on your temple and forehead, his arm made his way to your waist and you both fell asleep again.

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A/N: I’m so so sorry for the long wait I had to write it again since the og one was horrible so yup here u go !

i can't stop thinking about charles singing born this way on the top of his lungs with raven through the mansion and erik like "SHUT UP IS THE FIFTH TIME TODAY" and the kids just vibing.

please never stop writing

You’re in love | a.s

pairing: Alex Summers x F!Reader, Scott Summers x F!Reader (platonic), Peter Maximoff x F!Reader (platonic)

a/n: It’s been a while since I’ve written a imagine, especially for my bai, Alex Summers, so here we are.

words: 0.657k

warnings: sitting on the hood of a car, mentions of food

“Why are you three here again?” Scott asked, sulking as he leaned his head on the car window. 

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