some form of cryptid, remus lupin wannabe, firkle from southpark and gerry keay enthusiast, poet, philosopher & failure
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Immortality Sucks Because Im Not A Rich, Hot Vampire
Immortality sucks because I’m not a rich, hot vampire
"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.
"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.
"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver
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Edit Note: I'm really amazed by how much love this post got. Guess it just shows we're all in the same boat. I do have other humorous writing memes on this tumblr under the same tag, if you're interested. Never give up writing! ❤️
Edit Note 2: I can't believe this has reached 20,000+ notes. Been on tumblr for almost ten years (different account) and nothing like this has ever happened before. Thank you! 😊
why do i not look like young rsl. alternatively why am i not dating someone who looks like young rsl. why does god hate me
Just talked to the cashier for 5 seconds without stammering. What is social anxiety?