Listen Guys I Realize The Build-a-bear Thing Was Overhyped And All BUT I STILL BOUGHT ONE. CATCH ME NOT

listen guys i realize the build-a-bear thing was overhyped and all BUT I STILL BOUGHT ONE. CATCH ME NOT PAYING MY ISLAND LOANS WITH MOTHERFUCKING TOM NOOK CHILLING ON MY COUCH WITH ME

make him watch as i spend his money on absolute bullshit

the fact that i don't look or sound like higgs is a CRIME

writings too hard i'll think i'll just die

death stranding as john mulaney quotes because i dont think its been done before

Sam Bridges

Higgs Monaghan

Heartman

Cliff Unger

Amelie

Fragile

Deadman

Die Hard-Man

Mama

this is a rlly stupid reason but i love the reason i added talk to you by ricky montgomery to my abner playlist bc i like to think of his and miltons relationship like that. like i can imagine the bar scene where, at the beginning, he wished for mitlon to join them with the drink bc it seemed like they were all having fun. and then standing alone, having to look out for the thinker, wishing milton was there right next to him. and so on. i'm just. UGH im soft for them

if anyone's interested on the very out of character playlist, i'll def post the link! :]

staying at a hotel with an arcade was a mistake im now addicted to getting those fucking injustice character cards