Im Thinking About "dating" Plushies Again Oh No.

Im thinking about "dating" plushies again oh no.

🧸 Giving a good morning kiss to your "girlfriend" when you wake up, having cuddled with her all night before

🧸 Making sure to say goodby and love you when you leave, telling them exactly where you're going to be.

🧸 Bragging about how cute and attentive they are, politely saying that you're "taken" whenever a grown-up tries to flirt with you

🧸Introducing them to your "parents" (your mommy/daddy in a kink dynamic) nervously, hoping they hit it off

🧸Keeping track of your anniversary to your "true love" and never holding it against them that they never seem to remember your gift.

🧸Having to go through the motions of seduction to be allowed to hump your plushie partner

🧸Performing submissive acts on the stuffie, to show that you understand that THEY wear the pants in your relationship.

What’s more embarrassing:

Your wife making you wear a diaper for the roadtrip because she knew you wouldn’t be able to hold it?

Proving her right by wetting the diaper not once, but three times?

The knowing look on her face when she reaches her hands between your legs to check you?

Or…

Her pulling over to the side of the road so she can change your plump, pissy pamper?

I just wanna be babied and talked down to from someone who knows how much of a dumb little I am.

“Awww hon that was a lot of big words! Don’t worry baby I know it’s hard to use those, just use your baby voice!”

Giving in and sounding all dumb for them, dumb and excited. They care for me as I fall deeper and deeper into littlespace.

“Good job baby girl! You’ve been pretending to be big for so long, just relax!”

“Awww you look so silly playing dress-up in those big girl clothes, why don’t you let me change you into something more appropriate~”

Getting put in a onesie and mitts, fully at their whim, trying to insist I’m big! I am! Until I almost have an accident while distracted, and thats the final nail in the coffin.

“Bad girl! You should have just let me put you in your diaper from the start. Now you’ve gone potty all over yourself babygirl.”

Treating me like the helpless needy baby I am<3

need someone to convince me i'm genuinely stupid and make me rely on them for everything because i'm too dumb to think for myself. for mental health reasons.

pretty sure this is Jack from Mass Effect?

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