Marge Simpson Was A Serial Killer, And She Was Chasing Me Through An Abandoned Multi Story Parking Lot.

Marge Simpson was a serial killer, and she was chasing me through an abandoned multi story parking lot. When I got to the bottom of the parking lot, Corpse Husband was waiting for me with a getaway car that was shaped like a giant pea. He yelled at me to get in, and the parking lot exploded as he drove me away. Oh, and somehow, Marge survived the explosion and she kept chasing us on foot.

I was applying for PhD funding. The guy in charge (whose name I had already forgotten) told me they were going to give £90k a year. He told me it was a lot but you’ve gotta spend your money on something. Then I went outside to see that the zombie apocalypse had begun while we’d been talking.

RadiosRose Week day 3: sleepover

Tom Nook asked me to build a maternity hospital to encourage the residents of my island to have kids. He had a big announcement about it in the plaza, and promised 1000 Nook Miles to whoever was the first to have a kid on the island.

I hate the phrase ‘respect isn’t given, it’s earned’, because it’s often used by people whose understanding of respect is fundamentally wrong. Respect means treating someone like a person, but there are way too many people out there who think that respect means treating someone like an authority. This has led to a culture of people who say ‘respect isn’t given, it’s earned’, but what they mean is, ‘If you do not submit to my whims without question, I will not treat you like a person.’