At First Glance, These Two Men Look Like Hashirama (left) And Madara (right). Or Is It Just That They

At first glance, these two men look like Hashirama (left) and Madara (right). Or is it just that they remind me of those two? There are minor differences, of course... (The sad patches of hair below and above the left guy's lips, the color of his lips, the piercings...) (The face shape of the right guy, the wrong eye being covered, the leathery outfit...) Hn....

Rape isn't funny, I agree

If you do not want to read about rape, or it offends you or makes you remember things you would rather not remember, do not read further. I agree that rape is not funny. It doesn't matter how the rape happened (intoxication, force, threat, etc) it will never be funny. For example: Person 1: "(Insert name here) is such a bitch, can you believe that she asked out (insert name here) yesterday? I wanted (name), dammit!" Person 2: "Yeah she is a bitch. I heard she got raped when she was 13. Hahaha!" In that scenario, they are making fun of the fact (name) was raped. That is not an okay thing to do, no matter who you are or who the rape victim is. I do have to point out, however, that comedy is subjective and is often misunderstood. If someone makes a joke that is racist, such as: "Two Mexicans got in a car crash today. 279 people died." They are not being racist, and that was not their intention. Comedy often means taking a dark subject and turning it into a joke in order to make light of the situation. Or, at least, that is what I have heard. Another problem some have is rape being involved in a fanfiction. In this, it is not meant to offend you, it is just part of the plot. In The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo a character is raped by her guardian. This was not a stab at rape victims, but it was merely part of the story. It was not meant to turn you on or seem kinky. There is a difference between kinky and rape. Rape is when someone else has sex with you without your consent. Being kinky is when you are into bondage or sadism or masochism and etc. The difference is that rape has no consent, and being kinky does. Now, I saw the rape jokes related post a second ago, and I honestly didn't read all the way through it. I understood what they were saying from the title. Regardless, that is my thoughts on "rape jokes" and rape being included in fanfiction.

Why? His dick is all over the internet. ... The video is above. Its funny, but be prepared to hear about his penis. Several times.

That's a good point. It would explain a lot. Especially Kishimoto saying Boruto was going to be his best creation. Imagine how the series would be if in one of the episodes it starts out with Naruto waking up on the battlefield with Madara alive. That would be great. I feel like this should be why the Boruto series exists. In my opinion, I think the story is in Hinata's paradise. I am not exactly sure how the Infinite Tsyukomi (I don't know how to spell that) works, since I haven't watched Naruto in a while, but I think it would work like this: Every person would be in their own individual paradise. None of the real people would communicate with anyone else. They wouldn't have any knowledge of any of the other paradises. Which is why I think the Boruto series could be Hinata's paradise. She is the only person in the series who seems to have everything she wants. Hinata wanted Naruto. She wanted to have a family with him. She wanted Naruto to become Hokage. This theory would explain the unhappiness the other characters clearly have: Sakura, while she has Sasuke and Sarada like she wanted, has to deal with her husband leaving Konoha and becoming a very detached member of the family. Shine is clearly unhappy. Etc. The paradises would work in the way that the subconscious wants of the person would also go into their paradise, as well as what they feel was realistic enough for their standards. After all, people crave conflict as much as they crave peace. Hinata has her paradise in the Boruto series. She subconsciously knows that Sasuke would not be happy with his marriage, but has them married in her ideal world because Hinata and Sakura are friends. That is why some people have conflict in her paradise. She wouldn't be completely happy if everyone was happy and no one had problems. That would be boring. I hope this is the case with the Boruto series, and I hope that if it is, that the Paradise will end and everyone will come back to reality at some point. I highly doubt this is true, although.

Anyone else agree?

There is something oddly attractive about seeing a usually quiet and serious man get aroused. Not slightly, but in the way that makes them pant, their hair sticking to their face from sweat; their face flushed. In any sexual themed situation; Masturbation, Sex, or even a simple talk of sexual related things. Seeing someone like that so unraveled and open is....hot. ... Unfortunately there is no fan art of what I am talking about. No Madara fan art that is nsfw. No Shino fan art that is nsfw. No Indra fan art that is nsfw. And yet there is plenty of Naruto and Sasuke...? If I ever learn how to draw well, I am going to bless this world with all the nsfw art they could ever ask for.

So much Madara Dick posts. Why….

Just why…?

I tried to contain my laugh when I saw this but I laughed so hard I got spit all over my screen…

Madara's dick is trying to ruin my life.