I'll Post I Promise! It's Just Gonna Be A Little While...

I'll post I promise! It's just gonna be a little while...

Yo its 3 AM and I just found this blog and I'm already obsessed with god technoblade.

can I be 🧇 anon?

Of course you can!

Thank you so much!

(Not me having to use my iPad to see the emoji because I own a moto 🥲😅)

That’s alright, take the time you need!

Thanks 😊

It’s fine, I knew a one shot was going to take more time. Just as long as you’re taking care of yourself yes this is a threat

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I am taking care of myself I'll have you know 💅

But thanks 😊 you take care of yourself to 👑. Or I'll attack you will all the fluffs

I'm going to let my curiosity get the better of me and ask. How would it play out if the male reader tried to escape or get help during his shopping trip with Yandere Wilbur????

Um...run bitch.

Triggers: Isolation, mention of being hit/thrown around, unhealthy relationship, mention of starvation, mention of being deprived of food and water, and yandere like behaviors. PLEASE BE CAREFUL WHEN READING

Enjoy.

Wilbur

Your funny to think that is even an option.

But for the hell of it, we’ll say it's a possibility.

Right, well obviously, Wilbur won’t be happy.

So let's play out how you would even try to escape.

And no, the bathroom is not an option.

Counting that both of you are the same gender, he'll follow you straight into that bathroom.

But, there is another area where you can have some breathing space.

Where is that Madden?

Well, simple, a dressing room.

"But Madden, there are no windows in the dressing room."

Yeah, but there are other people and staff.

~

Let's say you go to a clothing store, and you wanna try on some clothing.

Wilbur will try to go in with you, but the staff in front of the dressing room won't let him.

Wilbur won't be very happy about this, but he does want to cause a scene.

So, you go into the dressing room, but not to try on your clothes.

I say find a person, anyone and ask them if they can ask the staff member to come in.

That you need some help.

It's likely that person will do that for you.

So now is your time.

Kidnapping is not a joke.

So pick your starting statement with the staff member to be shocking, but believable.

But there is also the likely chance that the staff member won't fully believe you.

That's okay, don't give up hope.

Because this statement of yours will likely cause the staff member to contact security to keep watch on you two.

~

But if this isn't the option there is always the option of just running.

But this won't end up well for you.

Wilbur will likely play it off to people as that you have a mental issues.

Or something like that.

~

Now, let's get to the part you were waiting for.

Punishment.

It doesn't matter how you try to escape, it won't work.

The world doesn't seem to work in your favor dear reader.

Wilbur will drag your sorry ass home.

He won't say a single word.

That's probably the scariest part about it.

He thinks that there is no need to say anything.

You already know what you did wrong.

Why do you need to be yelled at?

But don't think that you are safe.

When you get home, he'll take you by your wrist and throw you onto the ground.

He doesn't care if it hurts.

You hurt him.

Wilbur won't beat... well too much.

The most he'll do is slap.

Then he'll take you by the back of the neck and take your room, and throw you inside.

He'll then lock you inside and leave you in there...for a long time.

The first couple of days you won't have any food or water. But after the second day, you can have water.

No food.

You're not allowed food until the fifth day.

Even then it's only about 5 crackers.

Expect to be left in that room for 2-3 weeks.

It doesn't even matter if you cry or beg to be let out.

Or even if you say you're sorry.

He doesn't care.

You hurt him.

He genuinely thought that you were behaving and loving him.

But you just had to rip that away from him.

~

Wilbur will continue his days with your cries and pleads just being background noise.

Shit, he'll probably just stay in his own room for a while.

Yeah, you hurt him that much.

But if he's not in his room, he's on his computer just playing mindless games, or watching YouTube.

Sometimes he'll stand outside your room, undetected.

And just listen to you.

By the time he lets you out, you'll be perfectly silent.

And when he lets you out, you'll want nothing more than to hug this man.

You had been alone for that long, it almost drove you insane.

This punishment is one that will stick with you.

It'll teach you not to fuck around like that again.

"Will you behave now, my love?"

~

In short: it's just best not to try and escape. Unless you have a thing for more trauma.

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Thanks for reading!

I like how I say some of these things for the yanderes when around half of them wouldn’t be too interested in me. For example: Schlatt, God!Techno and probably Dream wouldn’t be very interested purely because of personality. Which I’m fine with, they’re also some of the more dangerous ones.

That does still leave Techno, or the voices more specifically, Wilbur, and XD, possibly Dream if he was interested in me. As much as I love them, I wouldn’t be as safe as I’d like to think :]

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Yeah, a lot of younger people (when they first find out about yanderes), wish that they had one. When it's a stupid idea to even wish to have one. When really it's just kinda something fun to think/write about for me.

But I get you, and it's fun to think about stuff like that!