You Said That Ghostbur Would Be Scared Of A More Yandere Darling... But What About Headcanons For If

You said that Ghostbur would be scared of a more yandere darling... but what about headcanons for if his yandere darling was literally unable to kill/torture people? Maybe a situation like Blob Dream's, maybe they just have Rocket Duo's luck - but for whatever reason, they're effectively harmless, and any attempts end up more adorable or comedic than anything else. (Ace Anon)

Triggers: mild to moderate yandere like behavior.

Enjoy

-Ghostbur-

Ghostbur would adore you.

He loves how you have such a fascination and love for him.

He also finds it adorable how you try to be scary, but you're kinda like a hamster trying to hold a knife.

It's more funny and cute more than anything.

But Ghostbur is not stupid, he still knows your true intentions.

So he tries to sit down and have a talk with you over it.

He does understand that you can't do anything, but he just prefers that the aggressive thoughts be gone as a whole.

~

But Ghostbur does appreciate how you hold his cold hand when you get uncomfortable with how close people are getting to him.

Or how you constantly litter him with affection.

Ghostbur also appreciates how you ask him a bunch of questions about himself.

He likes to know that there's somebody out there that will love him no matter what his interests.

Ghostbur especially loves to cuddle you.

Why?

Because you hold onto him like he's gonna disappear.

You're so passionate with him, and your actions.

You're not much of a talker when it comes to spreading your affection, but you more or less show others with your actions.

You're not a complete heartless person that has no friends or anything.

But you kind of share the same friend group as Ghostbur.

This makes life slightly easier for you.

You know you can trust most of these people, and they won't try anything with your little phantom.

The difficulty comes when Ghostbur tries to introduce you to new people.

You can be kind of standoffish…

But other than that, you're practically harmless.

At some points if Ghostbur is in a playful mood, he'll tease you about your little conical attempts.

In response you get a tomato face, but you wear a soft smile.

Ghostbur loves that smile.

That satisfied smile, knowing for well you have Ghostbur to yourself.

~

Though I do warn you, just because you are physically harmless does not mean you are mentally or emotionally harmless.

This is where you need to tread lightly.

Do not use your words as a weapon, if you want to keep the man around.

Ghostbur does not have a strong heart, he cries easily.

So if word comes to him that you have been threatening his friends or loved ones, to break down.

This is his fault.

He tried his best to knock your intentions out of you, but it just didn't work.

He has to go away now, to keep you and everybody else safe.

And don't even think about trying to kidnap this man, he'll just break.

I'll sit in the room that you haven't placed in, staring blankly at the wall.

You shouldn't have a problem if you can keep your possessive side to a minimum.

Some possessiveness is cute, too much is just toxic and dangerous.

Like I said before, Ghostbur is no fool.

So don't even think about manipulating him, or he will shut it down quickly.

Ghostbur will give a few chances to redeem yourself.

It's up to you, if you take those chances.

~

In short: Ghostbur and this darling would work great together, if dear little darling knows how to keep their mouth shut and not use their words of evil. Like I said, tread lately.

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Alright, thanks for the help!

No worries about it taking longer to write, it was a long one-shot and it was really awesome to read! Seeing as requests are open again now... maybe XD with a darling who escapes occasionally, but always stays just out of reach and sees it as a fun game/confirmation he cares about them enough to come after them? (Ace Anon)

Ace anon....you smarty pants. Here have a loli pop 🍭!

Triggers: possessive behavior, threats, God complex, and yandere behavior. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy

-DreamXD-

Oh...you foolish reader. The first time you pulled this off, he was….less than pleased.

The minute you left your home (which is where he keeps you), he knew you were gone.

But just to be careful, he tore apart your house.

There wasn't an inch that wasn't checked.

Once he found no trace of you, he immediately went into panic mode.

XD used his OP godly powers to track you down.

It took him like 10 minutes max, to find you in a bush by a river.

In frustration, and pettiness, he pushed you into the river.

Of course like any person, you screamed in surprise.

Once you emerged from the water, you were met with a very displeased XD. You gave a small wave and a shy smile.

But XD only picked up by the collar of your shirt, and began to walk back to your house.

He lectured you the entire walk.

And your punishment? No outside time for 3 weeks.

~

But that was only the first time you did something like this.

So the punishment wasn't that bad, but XD was very frustrated.

For the rest of the day, he had trouble focusing on his work.

His mind was completely centered around you and you attempting to run away again.

~

Though, a while passed, and you had once again ran away.

XD didn't know how you found away, but things went down the same way they had before.

This time, your face had a small smile when he found you.

He only rolled his eye and scoffed, this time when he took you home he didn't lecture as much.

But as the months went on, you some how kept finding a way to get out of your home.

XD slowly got more and more frustrated.

He was annoyed.

Why couldn't you learn to just stay put?!

This was like a game to you?!

Was this funny to you?!

Do you know how scared you made him for your safety?!

God!

Ugh!

He was about to give up on you as a darling.

He may be a god with patients, but even he has his limits.

And you, dear reader, were pushing them.

But the last time you hid went a little something like this:

~

You had somehow squirmed your way out of your home, and began to book it.

You knew the minute your feet laid foot on the ground outside your home, XD would know you were gone.

You ran in the opposite direction that you normally would.

You didn't run away because you hate XD. No this was the complete opposite. You did this to test how much he truly loved you. How far he would go to seek you out and save you.

And plus, to you this was like a fun game of hide and seek.

You climbed up a tall tree, cutting your hands and knees along the way. You stayed in the middle of the tree.

Knowing if you were too low, he could see you from the ground.

And if you were too high he would be able to see you from the air.

You were little aware of the raging storm of a god you had coming your way.

XD was just displeased or annoyed.

Oh no.

He was fuming.

You had been looking around for XD, but you didn't realize he was already under.

A strong gust of wind knocked you from the tree, and he let you fall to the ground.

You groaned from pain, and had the breath knocked out of you.

"What the hell?!"

"I do everything for you! I give you whatever you want! I let you roam outside during a certain time! I gift you with the finest gold! I drape you with the best silks! And yet you still run! Are you that ungrateful and stupid of a mortal?! Have I really been waisting my time with you?!" XD yells out in frustration.

But really who could blame him.

The tone of voice he used made your heart ache.

He...he didn't sound mad twords the end...he just sounded exhausted.

You slowly stood up, and cleared your throat slightly.

"You best be careful with your words mortal." XD warned.

You stopped yourself to reconsider his words.

As soon as you got your little plan together, you went through with it.

You had immediately dropped to your knees, and placed your forehead on the ground.

This took XD aback again.

"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to make you feel that way! I just wanted to see how much you cared…" you apologized.

"Stand." XD said.

You did as told.

~

After a long and slow talk, you ended up in your bed.

Your bed, with a gods multiple arms around you as you slept.

~

In short: XD would get sick of it after awhile. So I would recommend telling him what your intentions are. I'm sure he wouldn't mind playing hide and seek with you once in awhile.

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Just some random stuff and old memories...

Sorry if I am keeping everyone bored from not posting a whole lot. I am finishing all of requests in my in box.

And starting Monday I will be beganning my studies again, so probably I won't be posting as much, at least for the first week at least. Thank you 😌

Title: small to medium sized circle.

Sometimes I have to sit back and watch the pictures draw themselves.

Interfering only ruins the art.

The art of time ticking by, while I sit and watch the world change before my eyes.

The world changes before my eyes, while I sit in a room of white, staying stagnant with my progression.

My progression is no longer progression, only an excuse and illusion I use on me and others.

They say, "you've grown so much."

When deep down, we all know I am still the same.

I still steal and manipulate like I always have.

People see themselves in a mirror and smile at how they have grown.

People see themselves in a mirror and frown at how far they have backtracked.

I see myself in a window and stare blankly at how I have yet to change.

It is not like I want to stand here, like a pretty weed, fooling the passer byers that I am a pretty plant.

It's not like I want to trick people with my high tides of emotion.

It's all just a small to medium sized circle for me.

Why couldn't it be a square?

Or maybe a trapezoid?

A polygon would be fun!

But alas the pencils still move along the paper, depicting the same image they always do.

The same image of a circle.

A circle where I sit back and watch the pictures draw themselves.

Because if I interfere, it will ruin the art.