Hi, If Yandere DreamXD And Yandere God Technoblade Are Both Attracted To The Same Darling, Then How Will

Hi, if yandere dreamXD and yandere God technoblade are both attracted to the same darling, then how will it turns out?

Oh boy!

Triggers: possessive behavior, mention of war, mention of death, mention of isolation, god complex (?), reader being abandoned/ignored, unhealthy relationship, possessive behavior, mention of reader having to wear a color, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

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DreamXD

God!Techno

Having these two gods both attracted to you at the same time is just asking for your physical world to be torn apart.

These two never really got along as gods.

Sure they both loved destruction, but XD liked calculated destruction.

He liked the kind of destruction that was someone’s mental state.

He liked watching people slowly crumble mentally and emotionally.

XD didn’t always do this destruction out of his inner sadist.

No, sometimes he does it out of pure curiosity.

He finds humans so interesting, the way they work and how they think.

He loves to watch your kind’s thought process.

The kind of yandere XD is a very manipulative yandere.

So, he knows how to play with you in every single way.

But, it's not easy to grab his attention.

You likely have to be more than dedicated to the religion of XD, he likes it when you pray to him.

But he also likes a darling that when they talk to him, they talk to him like he’s a normal person.

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Meanwhile, Techno is very different.

He doesn’t enjoy watching people slowly break mentally.

That's too slow and long of a process.

He’ll likely get bored.

But what he does enjoy is war among humans.

That is what he finds so interesting about your kind.

How humans can turn on each other so easily for their own selfish desire.

Techno loves how humans can be the bestest of buddies one minute and then no less than seconds later, trying to tear each other apart.

The human’s nature is unlike any other.

Techno prefers a darling that has a feisty attitude, and has balls to insult a god.

So in other words, if you insult this man, he will be quite amused.

Techno prefers a darling that isn’t a weak submissive thing.

He likes a little spice in his meals ;) ;)

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Having said that, how did you grab their attention?

Well, let's say you were trying to be a devoted follower to the XD church…but you would also sometimes snag some of the more pricey offerings and bring them to your other god. Technoblade.

But you would also do the same to Techno’s church.

This entertained Technoblade, he would find himself watching you with a smile whenever you would pull your little heist.

Meanwhile XD was highly displeased.

And Techno knowing XD he wasn’t surprised XD came stomping over to his temple.

“Technoblade” said a very displeased XD.

Techno sat on his throne at the top of his temple’s altar.

With his offerings right below him.

“Ah, welcome XD, what do I owe the pleasure of?”

XD scowled from behind the mask and spoke, “Explain to me why one of your followers is in MY church taking MY offerings and bringing them to YOU.”

“Ah, yes. The little thief human. I have noticed them suddenly bringing in offerings of much greater value that they couldn’t dream of owning before. Was that from your church?”

“Yes! And I-“

“Now, now, XD there is no need to get all worked up. For they have done the same to my church, and brought it to yours. It is quite cute how they think no one is watching. Yes?”

“What do you mean cute? They’ve been taking from you too? Why haven’t you done anything?”

“XD are you really that blinded by greed? And I haven’t done anything, because I have been awaiting your visit. Have you ever stopped to consider the little mortal simply wants attention from their gods?”

“I mean think about it. They go through all the effort to take and replace, when they could just take.”

Techno’s words stopped XD in his tracks.

As much as XD hated to admit it, Techno was right.

Why would you go through all that effort?

And dear reader, why would you?

Well, you had been ignored your entire life.

You were either too feisty and not submissive for the other village girls.

That's how they all acted, submissive and like flowers.

But you weren’t a flower..

Or you were too clingy and naïve for the boys in the village.

You would just drag them down.

No one ever even paid any attention to you anymore.

That's when you found XD and Techno’s religion.

It gave you a purpose.

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So after a few months of your little game and back and forth talks between Techno and XD.

They had come to an agreement that they would take you.

And the planned for this to work out.

But oh how wrong they were.

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Living with these two is almost exactly like living with normal Technoblade and Dream.

Except…their gods..

But, slowly this little schedule would start to fall apart.

There will be much so much more fighting, and there is no “Toning it down” with these two.

They will yell, punch, brawl, insult, and everything else in the book.

And eventually it will start a war between these two and their followers.

And you?

You’ll be locked up, forced to watch.

It doesn’t matter how much you hate it, they won’t have mercy.

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Now, normally you get two options with these kinds of head canons of how things will end with each yandere is like after they win.

But, that's not how this works.

The winner, no matter what, is XD.

He is the OG.

The gods do gods.

And he will always win.

He touched his cold heart when he found out you stole for him, just for a shred of your attention.

So he will win.

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And what’s it like after words?

Prepare to have a leash around your neck constantly.

He will forever be on guard, and you will never leave his side.

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In short: you're fucked in the end because of your selfishness, reader. Good Luck~

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Thanks for reading!

Although looking at the headcanons there, apart from the part where the reader tries and fails to kill him, Dream almost seems (dare I say it) softer? You did a fantastic job on it, of course, but now I’m curious about if he’s actually softer or if I’m just misinterpreting it

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I decided to make him a bit softer to see if people liked that better than the cold hearted dream. But also in the request it said that reader had already fooled both dream and techno that the reader has fallen in love with them. And I personally see it the dream would be very much softer if you finally fell in love with him :)

This is, of course, ignoring the fact that they’re both Yanderes… with Techno wanting to worship and Dream wanting to be worshipped… soft and peaceful moments like that would most likely be rare.

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They would... UNLESS you make it happen :)

Actually, looking back at the other DSMP yanderes you write for with this new knowledge, I’ve come to the realisation that you could probably have soft moments with all of them, the only exceptions/rarest soft moments being Schlatt and God!Techno. Of course, the times these moments would happen and how often they are changes from person to person, as well as how they’d spend it. I’m starting to think in depth about how each yandere might spend these moments and I’m not sure if I should stop

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I think soft times with Schlatt would likely only happen when your asleep. Or at least for a long time.

God Techno, it takes him a while to open up. For a long time he will just make you be hip and hip with him. We don't know if it's to keep an eye on you for the just show off. But you'll have to be the one to initiate any first steps to the soft side of the god. And even then the "soft moment" are mainly just him acting like a curious child. He asks you an abundance of questions

Man I can’t decide on just one, I can’t decide between 1 or 3… but if I had to choose I think 1.

But another thing that I wanted to say is just reading that most recent request, I forgot that they were meant to be yanderes for a moment and was thinking about how peaceful it could be to live with Techno and Dream… and then I remembered and realised it would be very stressful

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Lol yeah ... That entire situation kinda reminded me of like the stereotypical divorced parent stories with reader being the kid-

Me? Falling for them? Never. I definitely would not get comfortable and forget they are, indeed, yanderes more than once. No clue what you’re talking about-

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Shhh....it's okay, I'll keep your secret ;)