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One thing I really love about seedy anime websites and YouTube mp3 converters is like. They actually do what they say they’re doing. But they WILL try to trick you into downloading a virus. Like it’s almost just a greeting at this point. I try to extract a song from a YouTube video and it says free VPN installer tonight perhaps? Free VPN installer tonight queen? And I say YouTube-mp3 converter you sly dog, you know what I’m here for. Show me the goods. And YouTube-mp3 converter says ahhh you got me, no getting one over on you. Thought it was worth a try tho. Here you go king x
happy holidays from the among us babies to you 👼
bring his ass to a simmer
i think about this every so often
We did it gang
I love that dog!
get a load of that dog!
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“… but you’ll never be able to beat my Servine!
SERVINE: Servine!
ASH: A Servine?
PIKACHU: Pikaa?
SERVINE: Servine.
WHO’S THAT POKEMON?!
———
IT’S SERVINE!
SERVINE: Servine!
SERVINE: Servine.
ASH: That’s Servine, it’s gotta be.”
Animal identification subreddits are so funny because half of the posts will be like "here's this 8k picture of this off-yellow, crested flycatcher, most certainly in the empidonax, I only need verification that this is indeed a willow flycatcher based on the exact extent of the white eye ring that is only visible in this shot in the hand. Here are the gps coordinates that the picture was taken at" and they'll be spot on with their ID, and then the other half will be something like "I made a new friend, what's its name? :)" and the picture is them taking a selfie with a rattlesnake
King triton: What did you do to my daughter???
Ursula:
uninstalling an app via terminal in linux feels like lobotomizing a robot and im kinda horny about it
If you know anyone who seems really chill to the point of being virtually indestructible, like nothing could ever bother them in any way, could get hit by a train and just shake it off and be totally fine, laughing it off as soon as they've dusted themselves off and stopped bleeding, but who occasionally just randomly falls apart to complete fucking smithereens with seemingly no cause nor warning, only to get back up again a few minutes/hours/days later like "ok yeah I'm fine again that was weird lmao", and you've ever wondered what the fuck is up with that:
They are actually not ok and most likely are not ok at any point. The whole "hardiest person you know who just collapses randomly sometimes" thing isn't a deliberately constructed façade, as a matter of fact it might be something that they actually personally believe themselves to be. But in reality this is somebody who's either unintentionally learned or has been deliberately trained to hide negative emotions and mask symptoms at all costs, as the #1 priority that goes over any other survival needs.
So even though it may look like they go from 1 to 100 completely at random and unpredictably, and then swing right back again to being totally fine, you have no way of knowing how long they've been at 95% before the last line of defense broke down and the system collapsed. And once they flip back up, odds are that they just managed to scrape their shit back together again just enough to get their backup masking systems running. The "check engine" light never turned on because the wire was clipped years ago.
If this is you, this is your callout to seek some sort of help. I'm telling on everyone in this room including myself.
A little brown bunny was so kind and sweet it stretched its whole body out and got long enough to go to sleep
Today I learned you can slam your Miis onto the floor
voicemail from my boss: your performance is so abysmal we're not even firing you we've skipped straight to sending the GHOULS unit after you. may god have mercy on you
landlord from outside my door: oouuhhh auuhhhh hnnnn uhh nnhh eeee heee heee (wheezing in pain from bear trap i placed for him)
me humminh to myself at my computer: iiii wanna rocking roll all niiight. and part of every day :) alexa google "hunter biden spit for sale"
Nothing makes me feel more physically powerful than bowling
