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Miraculous and Doctor Who crossover with 13 and her 'Fam' (or any iteration of the Doctor)

Hey guys catch me being 2 seconds away from PASSING OUT over here

Tonight on Doctor Who:

Damigods-Daminette

Okay, so this is both a bullet-style answer and some scene, it’ll make sense hopefully

Also I’m tired and don’t want to fix my punctuation and grammatical stuff from when I was writing on the plane

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Camp Half-Blood just got a new camper: Marinette Dupain-Cheng, daughter of Morpheus (the god of sleep and dreams and stuff)Damian Wayne has been at camp for a long, long while. He lived with his 'mother' for a while, a woman who wasn't actually his mother but an ex-lover of his father who was able to steal his son before he realized the child existed. When Damian was sent to his father at age nine, Bruce had no clue who he was. He believed what he was told-- Talia was the boy's mother. However, his true mother was a goddess. The goddess of strategy, war tactics, wisdom. Athena. This was revealed to him and his father about two years after his arrival in Gotham, when he started to exhibit abilities beyond a normal child's, along with a strange attraction of paranormal creatures to the city soon after his arrival.The family was visited by a satyr (not Grover-- this, for my own sanity, is taking place way after the PJO stuff. Everything is relatively peaceful rn. Go with it.), who suggested that Damian would be best suited to go to the camp to train and learn more about his heritage. Bruce agreed wholeheartedly, and there he went. He rarely returns to Gotham, and though he would never admit it, he misses the place a bit. He’ll probably go back when he’s of age, to take over the family business his father will undoubtedly leave to him, but for now he was stuck in the middle of what was basically Nowhere, New York.It's been almost seven years since he arrived at camp when Marinette arrives, fully aware of her heritage and what is happening here. She was told when she was young about her true parentage, and was able to home some of her abilities on her own. Her dream and hypnotism capabilities were able to help her defeat Hawkmoth, and she was finally able to leave Paris and know it was safe. She had heard of the camp long before and wanted to visit, but this was her big chance. She would go for the summer, get some specialized training with her siblings, them go to fashion school in New York City in the fall.Damian and Marinette met by chance. It was her first Capture the Flag, and surprisingly, her team left her in charge of the flag. She was the final defense.Everything was going fine until Marinette heard a rustling in the bushes. Out came Damian, brandishing a sword and shield, letting out a battle cry.It was an intense sight, to say the least.Marinette may not have been as skilled with a sword, but she did have a few tricks up her sleeve. After a few minutes of fighting, Marinette had pinned Damian down on the grassy ground below them, both panting and looking at each other with a mixture of confusion and admiration.'Impressive, for a newbie,' Damian told her.'I’m just going to take that as a compliment,' she told him. 'And nice try.''Thanks, but I wasn't really trying to get the flag.'Oh, no.When Marinette turned around to check on the flag, she saw one of Damian's teammates, a girl named Allegra (daughter of Apollo) running away with the flag. Marinette groaned.'Guess you still have some stuff to learn, huh?' Damian told her before flipping her over so he was on top of her. 'Maybe next week.'When he got up and left, Marinette just sat on the ground for a few minutes, processing what had happened. She really had to up her game next week to impress that guy (she really thought he was cute, but also she hated him now because he tricked her in combat and that means war). Enemies to lovers ensues.

Ooh, do you think any of Marinette's friends could show up? Chloe, Luka, Kagami, etc.?

The Camera Crew would be so confused by them lol 😂

batfamily on reality tv headcanons

The Beginnings

Bruce Wayne is approached by a popular reality TV studio with a specific request

They want the Waynes to appear in an episode of a show that follows prominent families to film their dynamics and ways of living

And it so happens that every bat kid LOVES THIS SHOW

They sometimes skip out on patrol to watch it as it airs

They easily get sucked into the drama

“Hey, did you see that Katie from the Mayron family disowned her daughter last night?”

“she WHAT??”

“Hey guys I love the show and everything but can we focus on the gun that pointed at my head right now? Thanks.”

Bruce, at Sunday dinner: “So everyone, for full transparency I must disclose that yesterday I was approached by the makers of some show called ‘Keep-’”

“YES YES 100% YES”

The Episode

It wasn’t even arguable at that point

Bruce went along with it, supposedly because turning it down would look “suspicious” but really he saw how happy it made his family

Their episode is WILD and widely regarded as the best one of the series

Starts out with a house tour led by Bruce and Alfred with meddling kids littered throughout the place

After that it follows them around a typical day and literally every scene is turned into a meme

Tim goes face first into a bowl of cereal after accidentally falling asleep at breakfast

The kids have a handstand contest to see who sits shotgun

There’s not enough room for all the kids in one car

Duke sits on Cass’ lap

Dick and Damian squeeze into the trunk between the jumper cables and a spare tire

Tim just jogs beside the car because he got there last

CARPOOL KARAOKE

Follows the kids getting ready for a press conference

No one can find Jason

Stephanie wears bright blue eyeshadow and refuses to take it off

Bruce goes to yell at Dick but literally cycles through every other name before he gives up

This happens

After the popularity, Bruce is again approached for a spinoff series

*deep sigh* “I can’t do this again…. I’m too weak…”

Notable Quotes

“And here’s the grand staircase whose- *loud crash* -railings are not intended to be a sliding board, Richard-”

Jason: “And here’s my room. Well, it was my room until some crackhead moved in.” Tim, off camera: “Stop calling me a crackhead! You know I was afraid of getting my flu shot!”

Camera man: “so you named your cat after your butler? Isn’t that a little weird?” Damian: “Look this cat in the eyes and tell me that he is not an Alfred.”

“I’m the only sane person in this family.” -everyone, at least once

“Screw you, Bruce! I wish Batman was my dad!”

“Superman wouldn’t treat me like this!”

Tim: “I’m running away to join the circus!” Dick: “Okay, first of all, any self-respecting circus wouldn’t even consider taking you. Secondly-”

Interviewer: “So Barbara, do you consider yourself a part of the Wayne family?” Babs: “Yes, but I’m hoping the emancipation papers go through smoothly.”

“Bruce trusted me, a seventeen year old, to run his entire billion dollar company and y’all think he’s Batman? Sad.”

Steph, to Bruce: “you’re just not that interesting to look at.”

ask and you shall receive - feel free to add on - requests open

Okay so I've posted all of the finished asks for now

I'm going to be in a car again for another two or so hours so I'll work on some of the other new ones

I'm having so much fun with this! Everyone is giving me such amazing prompts! I can't wait to show you the rest! 😊

Musical AU-- Timinette

For @black-streak

(if you've seen That Crossover episode of Supergirl and The Flash, you'll know where this idea comes from)

(Also, so this works, some angst and also some cute/angsty Adrijon must be added)

Background- Marinette and Tim are dating, but after Red Robin gets seriously injured (like, almost dies) during a fight and doesn't tell his girlfriend, she is mad and the trust is kinda broken atm). Adrien and Jon are together too, but in their case they're fighting about something else. Probably something to do with Jon's power or heritage-- probs didn't tell Adrien and he got upset, causing yet another trust issue

(And yes, I know that in this story the Miraculous kids are in the right and the DC kids are in the wrong, and that's kinda unfair, but it's the only way the story works so oh well. Sorry *insert shrugging emoji I can't find here*)

Marinette and Adrien get hit by an rogue akuma (don't think too hard about how this happens, please) who sends them into a dream dimension where they have to get through the musical to get out

The akuma's name may or not be The Music Meister, may or may not look like Darren Criss

Dreamworld part opens with Marinette on stage, absolutely killing a haunting rendition of 'This is Gospel' by Panic! At the Disco

Adrien sees her, and after she finishes singing they reunite and start freaking out together before the akuma shows up real quick to explain what's up before he yeets himself outta there and leaves them stranded

They have to figure the rest out on their own

Some people they run into along the way-

Bruce Wayne-- Owner of the club the duo is forced to sing at

Chloe, Cass, Damian and Kagami- Workers at the club

Chloe dreams of being a star someday, Cass is there to work off a debt, Damian is the pianist, Kagami is a waitress and due to connections between Bruce and her mother, a liason for many shady operations that she refused to speak about.

Bruce (again) and Clark-- Rival mob guys (The Black Bats and the Kryptonians, of course), parents respectively to...

Tim and Jon (but Different™)- Gayer, in a forbidden romance, etc.

When Adrien and Marinette find them making out in a storage room, they both start freaking out. They know it isn't real, but still. It's weird. They can never unsee that. Ugh.

Marinette and Adrien's job is to help Fake Tim and Fake Jon show their love to the world (a world in which it is totally fine to be gay. It is NOT okay, however, to be secretly engaged to the son of your dad's greatest rival, god dang it!)

Adrien goes with Jon to tell Clark what's up, while Mari goes with Tim to Bruce

The dads seem okay with everything at first, but when the kids leave they start calling up the troops

MEANWHILE

In The Real World, Real Tim and Real Jon are freaking out. They know they left stuff on super bad terms and they know they still love their partners, but there isn't anything they can do

UNLESS

Enter the akuma (again), who explains how Real Tim and Real Jon can save their loved ones

So off they go into The Dreamworld

During all of this, the fight has begun between the Black Bats and the Kryptonians. Adrien and Marinette try to stop it, but both get shot in the process (and in this moment they remember an off-hand comment the akuma made: if they die in The Dreamworld, they die in The Real World ((dun dun DUNNNN)))

As Marinette and Adrien are laying on the sidewalk, bleeding out, Real Tim and Real Jon show up

They talk through their issues (well, as much as you can when one person is still dying, you know) but it's enough and they're all brought back from The Dreamworld to The Real World

Adrien and Marinette aren't still bleeding out, but they need some time to recover

They move the duo to separate rooms so the couple's can talk, and they finally start to reach an understanding of sorts

Happy ending? I'd like to think so 😊