Still Trying To Come To Terms With The Fact Ill Never Be A Librarian Who Can Speak A Dead Language And

Still trying to come to terms with the fact I’ll never be a librarian who can speak a dead language and be recruited by a ruggish but handsome explorer for a quest to lift the curse and save the world

Look. It’s not that I mind all those characterizations of Draco as super cool and collected and suave and unflappable and always in control. I just kinda suspect that maybe Draco wrote them. Bc that’s how he wants to be seen, but in truth this is the person who got scratched by a hippogriff and started rolling around on the ground yelling “it’s killed me. look at me. i’m dying.” and who smashed a glass during a charms exam because his crush Harry walked into the room and he got distracted looking at him. 

Blaise: Pansy showed feelings?

Draco: A feeling. Seemed like a human one. It's hard to tell.

True. Please tell me everything about your new hobby

Dude I don't understand half of what you are saying, but please, continue to rant about your hyperfixation to me, I am honoured

Reblog if it's okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.

Tony: If you guys weren’t a Avenger. What do you think you would do for a living?

Clint: Architect.

Nat: Work at a orphanage.

Y/N: Be a criminal.

Everybody looking at Y/N:

Y/N: What? Have you guys ever played GTA V? 

Bonus: 

Pietro and Yelena: I’m with Y/N here.