How Dare You. I Will Have You Know That May 9th Is The Official Birthday Of Mr Kermit The Frog.

How dare you. I will have you know that may 9th is the official birthday of Mr Kermit the frog.

Tfa merformers au

Bumblebee- golden tail moray.

Prowl- koi

Optimus- paradise fish

Bulkhead- loggerhead sea turtle

Ratchet- Caribbean reef octopus.

Speedy x tails headcanons.

1- speedy is confused by "mammal things" as he calls them and tails finds his confusion hilarious.

2- For example they stayed together for winter and he didn't think much of tails shedding more than usual.

3- He thought it was probably just something similar to him molting.

4- He was very concerned though, when his boyfriend was suddenly getting discolorations all over him.

5- He panicked and asked tails if he was sick and if there was anything he could do to help.

6- Tails explained (after a good laugh) that he's perfectly fine and how a winter coat works, much to the poor birbs confusion.

7- "I understand developing a denser coat to combat the cold but why change color?" "Camouflage." "Ah that makes sense."

8- The first time speedy heard tails purr they were cuddling and he practically had a heart attack.

9- He was not expecting his boyfriend to suddenly start vibrating! Or was he growling? Did he do something wrong?!

10- He asked and tails assured him that "no, he didn’t do anything wrong. He was just purring."

11- Speedy was pleased that everything was okay and he was able to make his boyfriend so happy.

12- They'll have little contests where the loser owes the winner a kiss.

13- when they get older tails gets pretty tall but he's shorter than speedy. (You've seen his dad.)

14- there was a bit of a learning curve when it came showing affection.

15- You can't preen a fox and birds don't have tails to intertwine.

16- they occasionally talk about what one another would looks like as eachothers species.

17- Speedy claims that tails would be a rufous humming bird with very prominent chest feathers and a white beak.

18- Tails says speedy would be a cape fox with well kept fur and sharpened claws.

19- have you ever seen azula from atla flirting? Thats how speedy flirted with tails at first.

20- he still does it when he's hyped up or feeling particularly in love.

21- They both think the other looks handsome while fighting.

22- tails realized he loved speedy when they first talked about their emotional problems.

23- speedy realized when they first fought together.

24- He confessed by essentially asking tails to take over the world with him.

25- he never learned the procedure for asking the love of your to share their life with you.

26- to be fair it worked.

Tfa botbots au

Optimus- diffuser

Bulkhead- wobble ball (the kind babies have)

Prowl- vase

Bumblebee- fidget cube

Ratchet - first aid kit

Cons

Megatron- game system

Lugnut- projector

Blitzwing- lava lamp (you know the color changing kind)

Starscream- coffee machine

Soundwave- radio

Shockwave- handheld recorder

Techno organic bumblebee prompt.

Alright I know bee is usually mixed with a bumblebee because irony but here's an idea.

Why not mix him with one of these.

That my dears is a trigona crassipes aka vulture/carrion bee and they have an interesting little quirk where instead of using pollen they use the the meat from road kill to make there hives and honey.

Just imagine bumblebee actively HUNTING, using the corpses for his nest and just because I'm sadistic let's add that "techno" part to this shall we? To him rotting corpses are no different to say... scrapped machines. He alternates between using animals and scrap creating a biomechanical patchwork of a hive that makes his friends shudder at the thought of him potentially using them as material.

Tfa botbots au part 2

Wreck gar- trash compactor.

black arachnia- star cube.

Dinobots- dinosaur plushies

mixmaster- belt sander

Scrapper- power drill.

Wasp- fidget cube.

lockdown- multi-tool

Swindle- purse "designer of course."