Megabee Harry Potter Au!

Megabee Harry potter au!

1- Megatron is a slytherin and embodies its values to a t despite being a halfblood.

2- bumblebee is a hufflepuff that everyone swears should have been in griffindoor.

3- megatron is like Tom riddle, top of the class, teachers love him, small group of followers, very charming and well mannered that sort of thing.

4- bumblebee is both weasly twins rolled into one body and proud of it. He's infamous for his pranks and gag stuff which he often sells to others.

5- Megatron specializes in defense against the dark arts and astronomy.

6- bee has a love for potions and charms which feeds into his pranking.

7- megatron has a tiny yellow and black cat named honey that completely dotes on.

8- bee has massive grey maine coon named megazark that bee utterly adores.

9- they met when megatron spotted bee using a particularly complex charm for one of his pranks and was immediately intrigued by this pranksters abilities.

10- bee noticed megatron spying on him and thought he was going to snitch so he charmed megatrons cloak to tie him up.

11- needless to say megatron ended up a little star struck by bee's abilities and immediately got to planning on how to befriend him.

12- when bee confronted him megsy started gushing about how amazingly complicated the charms he used were.

13- bee was amused by this weirdo and offered to let him help.

14- mega accepted and they quickly became friends.

15- it eventually evolves into mutual pinning but neither of them realise.

16- this fact is not helped by them both speaking exclusively in flirtation and not knowing if the other is serious or not.

17- they're both incredibly smart dumbasses and I love them for it.

18- bee knows all the secret passages and has a habit of popping up in places at random.

19- he keeps breaking into the slytherin dorm to hangout with Megan.

20- megatron regularly gifts bee jewelry and other such shiny things because he's a corvid at heart.

21- in turn bee makes megatron little charms to help him with whatever he needs.

22- so far the star chart that moves with the actual stars and the snake bracelet that squeezes when someone lies to him are his favorites.

23- megsy makes his wealthier followers buy particularly rare and pricey potion ingredients for him so he can gift them to bee.

24- he gets kisses in return along side any potions he wants.

25- they love going on hogsmead dates and regularly raid honey dukes when they do.

26- bee is a surprisingly good cook and regularly sneaks into the kitchen to make goodies for his friends.

27- megatron is the main recipient of countless baked goods by delivery of cat.

28- they both regularly sneak into the restricted section it's just that no one questions a "good kid" like megatron.

29- bee on the other hand is an infamous chaos gremlin.

30- the teachers regularly advise megatron to be careful with bee which they both find hilarious.

31- team prime do not approve of megatron because they all know his deal.

32- the cons on the other hand are surprisingly chill with bee.

33- Soundwave also specializes in charms and they're constantly competing with eachother.

34- megatron and magnus are both prefects who hate eachothers guts.

35- coincidentally magnus used to baby sit bee and they kinda grew up together making things exponentially more complex.

Give me some spooky Halloween prompts if you would.

*September 1st on Tumblr*

What if Storm Front has already started babbling in response when someone's talking or asking a rhetorical question to him, how will they react? (And if he was asking Ratchet about his scar and pointing at it, when he answered Stormy started whimpering and about to cry because he's worried about his uncle Ratchet?)

Stormy starts talking pretty young because they're a smart little thing and they're bumblebee's kid. While they do constantly ask grandpa ratty about his scars they don't get freaked out by them easily. Both ratchet and lugnut have been telling them war stories and showing off their scars since they were just a bab.

Optimus is pretty startled when stormy starts responding when he asks if they want to see something and calling at stuff he's curious about. He falls in love a bit when he's suddenly called "both ba" by them, less so when stormy calls him "prie" while angry at him. He still finds it pretty cute.

Bulkhead is stupid exited at being called "bull" by a very happy stormy. He gets even more exited when his questions of what color to use start getting answered. He keeps telling stormy the name of different colors and trying to get them to answer back, it's honestly adorable to see.

Prowl maintains a stoic facade but inside he's elated by the little ones happy calls of "pow" whenever they see him. He praises stormy everytime regonizes a plant or animal he told them about and finds it hilarious whenever a passing bee is identified with an eagure "mama".

Ratchet is pretty surprised when he starts being called "ratty" but he really doesn't mind the nickname. He's a little proud when cries of "bad!" start being directed at whatever bot he yells at which he rewards with candy everytime. It may not be a good idea but it's pretty fun.

Lugnut is unspeakably smug when the little prince starts calling him "lugna" because he and shockwave have been competing about who's name they'd day first since stormy was born. He's even more smug when stormy starts babbling along with his rants.

Blitzwing is stupid pleased when stormy starts responding to him, mostly since he was the first outside bee and megsy. Random responds to their babbling like he can understand them and no one's sure if he's messing with them or not. Stormy's names for him are "blissy, reh, boo, and rahrah."

Shockwave is a little annoyed to be the last bot stormy can identify but he's incredibly happy when it finaly it happens. He speaks to them like a full grown bot and responds to his babbling like it makes perfect sense, he even gives reports to the little prince competely serious.

UPDATE!

Each of the kids have their own abilities to use in combat though each has a potentially deadly drawback.

Miko sports a sonic scream that can level buildings, she needs time to charge it though or else it'll crash her systems. (She modded her microphone so she can use it like a grappling hook.)

Jack has a wrist mounted flame thrower but it runs off his own gasoline so using it leaves him drained of energy. (He also sports a fire extinguisher that sprays from his palm.)

Raf can produce electricity from his hands but just like miko he needs time to charge it up and like jack it severely drains his energy. (Plus a set of built in USB cords and drives stored in his forearm.)

Tfp botbots au where the kids are botbots.

Miko is a karaoke machine

Jack is a go kart

Raf is one those old 80's computers.

Arcee and bumblebee found them in the scrap yard and decided to take them in. The bots all register them as sparklings causing wonderful shenanigans to ensue.

So what bee doing while he's kidnap he probably already beat the shit out of the guys and called Megatron to come pick him up because stormy is hungry and tired

Oh absolutely! Bee is gone a few days figuring out the rogues whole deal before fucking them up and calling the hubby so they can go home. Once they do he casually explains what happened and answers questions while feeding stormy some dinner. Once that's all done he gives them a bath and puts them to bed before drawing one for himself for some private time. (I seriously doubt either of them got so much as a shower while being held captive and every mama needs a little me time.) Halfway through the bath megatron joins him with some high grade mentioning how worried he was. They soak together for a bit before 'catching up ' then heading to bed with stormy between them.