Oh No

Oh no

I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

as the fluff episode is out today, a reminder:

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Do you guys remember how kidnap fantasies were popular on wattpad because young girls and queer teens were both made to feel shame at the thought of their own sexualities, so the fantasy of being kidnapped totally against their will was a way for them to engage with a romantic or sexual fantasy without feeling morally in the wrong for doing so? Added bonus that the fantasy involved being whisked away from repressive environments like home or school, right?

Finding out that Bram Stoker was in a sexless marriage and that scholars believe that he very likely was closeted gay puts the entire book into perspective as to WHY it reads EXACTLY like a self insert wattpad Dracula kidnap fic:

“I TOTALLY love my wife and would never do anything that an upstanding Good Straight Working Man wouldn’t do but oh nooo, big strong man with broad back and strong enough arms to carry me back to bed like a princess trapped me and claimed me as his, completely against my will 👉👈 But he protects me against the bad evil sexual women (who I assure you, I am TOTALLY sexually attracted to, as any straight man with a choice would be) but trust me, I do NOT want ANY of this. What’s that? The Count is not capable of feeling love? Would be a shame if I had the special ability to change tha-”

Behold, my bsd oc turned self insert and tma oc

Jules Vernes

Silly lighthouse keeping lonely avatar, her domain is an impermanently located island covered in massive amounts of fog all the time!!

The island makes time fucked up so she has longevity!!

She/they

Gradient map variations below (Eyestrain)

And aughh... Gross old art for comparison

IT'S STALE AND GROSS